Brooke Davis quotes from One Tree Hill

Brooke

[to Mouth] Welcome to the dark side my friend, deception for lunch, payback for dinner, and pie for breakfast.

Brooke

[intro to Naley Re-enactment] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away a girl and a boy fell in love. And then another girl, supposedly a friend, secretly taped how they fell in love and decided use it against them. So tonight I give you an authentic and very unauthorized reenactment of Nathan and Haley, a fairy tale.

Brooke

Before we end the night I just want to say a few words about Nathan and Haley. I told them once, not too long ago to be happy because someday they'd make us all believe in true love. And, they do. In a few days they’re going to renew that love for all of us to see. But, in a way we see it every day. The only difference is that Haley will look fabulous in her dress by Clothes over Bros; which is kind of odd seeing as how she's marrying a bro. But, that's not the point, sorry. One rainy day Nathan Scott proposed to Haley James and the rest is a fairy tale, This is the last scene of the night...

Brooke

Happy Birthday Brooke, welcome to 18. You've certainly made a mess of it.

Brooke

I'm not book smart, I'm Brooke smart and there is a big difference.

Brooke

(After everyone watches the tape on Nathan and Brooke, Peyton walks up to Brooke while Haley steps aside and Peyton stares at Brooke with a mean look and knew that Brooke has screwed Nathan behind her back.) Peyton I.. (Peyton punches Brooke in the face.)

Brooke

I have a lot of skeletons in my closet, and apparently half of them are naked.

Brooke

I guess now it's hoes over psychos.

Brooke

I live with my friend Rachel, she is so funny and she had all this plastic surgery and she just got suspended and now... she is kind of... missing.

Brooke

You know when I was a freshman I wasn't a very good person. I mean sure I was popular and dated seniors....but as a person I was pretty lost. And over the last 4 years I've been forced to grow up. I stopped letting boys define me and I started believing in myself and in my potential. I ran for student council president and I designed a clothing line and somewhere along the way, the lost little party girl became the girl on the wall of honor. I know what I did was wrong, Mr.Turner, I know. But the girl I was when I came to this school, I'm not so sure she would've. And isn't that the point of high school? I mean isn't that what you've been trying to teach us for the last 4 years?

Brooke

I believe in our lives we were all meant to do something. It does not matter when your success comes, success can come whenever you want it to.

Brooke

[to the adoption agency woman] Do you know what my mother said to me when I told her I wanted to start a company? She said "your chances are one in a million" and I said "Maybe I'm that one" and she said "you're not.". And she was wrong. And whatever she thought she saw in me was wrong... Because I am one in a million and there is a child out there who has something so special inside of them but whose life is miserable because they think that nobody wants them. And I could be a great mother to that child, no matter their age or race or sex. I could help them find what makes them special. And if you can't see that, then you're wrong, just like my mother. Why don't you go ahead and write that down?

Brooke

1 out of every 500 people gets assulted or raped. There were over 30,000 aggravated assults in our state alone last year. 7,000 robberies, 3,000 murders, 600 rapes. It's official, life sucks and then you die.

Brooke

Congratulations, Victoria, now you have a company and no daughter. You got your dream.

Brooke

Hey 99, I thought you were going to protect 23! Why don’t you get over your whole fear of having children while you’re at it?