[after his unwanted hat was yet again returned to him] No, I don't believe it! [Reading a letter] Kindly refrain from dropping your cast-off hats in other people's building skips. A skip such as this cost us £25 a day and is not outside our house as a general rubbish receptacle for the use of all and sundry in discarding unwanted items of headgear. [Looks at the hat] How am I supposed to get rid of this bloody thing? I suppose I could go out into the garden now and bury it. Then someone will come up to us at the Acropolis and say 'Is this your hat?' How did they know where to send it, anyway?
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