TV show quotes
Whatever you're up to, it'll never work. The game is rigged. The villains never win. Why don't you join us? Perhaps we can change the game together.
You severely underestimate me, dearie. I always win. And I win alone. I certainly don't need to join you "Queens of Darkness".
I see the way you two look at one another. And I understand. For me, it's only a short time that I've been away. But for him, years have passed. His heart moved on. He's in love with you, Regina. And I think that you're in love with him.
Well, it doesn't really matter. He's a man of honor. He made a vow to you, and he's going to keep it.
I don't want him to be with me out of obligation. I want to be chosen. If his heart leads him to me, fine. But if it does what I suspect and leads to you... I will step out of the way.
Now, who's going to tell me what the hell I'm doing in this ghastly place?
Lovely question. Because this "ghastly place" is my home. And I didn't ask for any visitors.
We all have something in common... apart from mutual distaste. We're villains. And it's time the villains got their happy endings.
Our collective frustrations are because of his will, not our missteps.
I suppose that's better than blaming bad judgement and gin.
[about to face the Chernabog] You want darkness? I'll give you darkness!
We gotta talk.
Oh, so the Prince wants a chat? Okay, handsome. Talk.
This is our town. Now, if you've really turned over a new leaf, you're welcome to stay.
My, aren't we generous?
On one condition. No one must ever know what happened between us in the Enchanted Forest. And if you say one single word to anyone, especially Emma...Well, you won't have to worry about the Evil Queen. I'll rip out your hearts myself.
One wrong move, and you'll be hopping out of here as toads. Are you here to try kidnapping me again?
Did we do that? They all blur together.
[after seeing that Emma, David and Hook are accompanying Mary Margaret] I said we should meet covertly. Not only are you here, you brought the entire Charming softball team and their pirate mascot.
Sorry we couldn't stay to clean up. Have fun last night?
Last night? Yes. This morning? No.
Your voice can soothe even the most haunted soul.
Never go up against a woman who has eight hands, especially when you only have one.
Maybe she was right. Maybe villains can't get their happy endings.
Maybe that's because villains always go about getting them the wrong way.
Every time I heard you sing, I heard your mother. And it was too painful. I let that pain fuel my desire for vengeance, but it shouldn't have. It should have reminded me that I still had a piece of her. You.
The least that Maleficent could have done for her guards is to throw a little dragon's fire our way.
If I'd known it was this cold, darling, I would have grabbed two more puppies and made mittens.
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