Cruella quotes from Once Upon a Time

Cruella

Some people struggle not to be drawn in to the darkness. But ever since I was a little girl, I've said... "Why not splash in and have fun?"

Cruella

Whatever you're up to, it'll never work. The game is rigged. The villains never win. Why don't you join us? Perhaps we can change the game together.

Rumplestiltskin

You severely underestimate me, dearie. I always win. And I win alone. I certainly don't need to join you "Queens of Darkness".

Cruella

Now, who's going to tell me what the hell I'm doing in this ghastly place?

Maleficent

Lovely question. Because this "ghastly place" is my home. And I didn't ask for any visitors.

Mr. Gold

Our collective frustrations are because of his will, not our missteps.

Cruella

I suppose that's better than blaming bad judgement and gin.

David

We gotta talk.

Cruella

Oh, so the Prince wants a chat? Okay, handsome. Talk.

Mary Margaret

This is our town. Now, if you've really turned over a new leaf, you're welcome to stay.

Ursula

My, aren't we generous?

Mary Margaret

On one condition. No one must ever know what happened between us in the Enchanted Forest. And if you say one single word to anyone, especially Emma...Well, you won't have to worry about the Evil Queen. I'll rip out your hearts myself.

Belle

One wrong move, and you'll be hopping out of here as toads. Are you here to try kidnapping me again?

Cruella

Did we do that? They all blur together.

Ursula

The least that Maleficent could have done for her guards is to throw a little dragon's fire our way.

Cruella

If I'd known it was this cold, darling, I would have grabbed two more puppies and made mittens.

Maleficent

We need to talk.

Cruella

Good thing I had my brakes serviced, darling. I do hate having blood on the car.

[seeing Cruella use her newfound powers on her dalmatians] What did you do to them?

Cruella

I simply taught them a new command: Kill.