Captain Hook quotes from Once Upon a Time

Hook

I've always wanted to dissect a cricket.

Hook

Your voice can soothe even the most haunted soul.

Hook

Can't wait to see the look on his face when he learns a valuable lesson: One should never mess with the Brothers Jones.

Hook

Now, what are you doing aboard my ship?

Rumplestiltskin

You have my wife.

Hook

Well, I've had many a man's wife.

Hook

What's our port of destination?

Cora

Storybrooke.

Hook

Curious name. Is that where...?

Cora

She is. And so is he.

Hook

Excellent. You'll be able to see your daughter. And I can skin myself a crocodile.

Cora

[after learning Hook failed to acquire the compass] Who was it who bested you?

Hook

The Swan girl. Emma. Rest assured it won't happen again.

Cora

No, it won't. You chose her... and the consequences of that decision.

Emma

You hurt Belle.

Hook

I hurt his heart. Belle's just where he keeps it.

Hook

Tell me something, luv. In these stories, what was I like? Other than a villain. Handsome, I gather.

Emma Swan

If waxed mustaches and perms are your thing.

Hook

I take it that perms are bad?

David

I had a brother too, you know. A twin. He died before I ever met him.

Hook

There were two of you? I can barely stomach one.

David

Well, you would have liked him. He was a thief and a liar.

Hook

Yeah, you would have liked my brother. He could be a stubborn ass.

What, you think that kiss actually meant something?

Hook

I do. I think it means she's finally starting to see me for the man I am.

What? A one-handed pirate with a drinking problem? I'm no grown-up, but I'm pretty sure that's less than appealing.

Hook

What's our next stop on this mission?

Neal Cassidy

Dark Hollow.

Emma Swan

Really? Why couldn't it be called something like Sunshine Valley or Rainbow Cove?

Hook

I made a decision when it comes to Emma. I'm going to back off.

Neal

Back off?

Hook

For the sake of the boy. Let his parents have a fair shot. Without a devilishly handsome pirate standing in the way.

Neal

You serious?

Captain Hook

Yeah. I *am* dangerously handsome.

Hook

Don't make a man drink alone.

Emma

Not in the mood for a drink. Or a man.

Hook

[after Emma asks him out on a date] Shouldn't I be the one asking you out?

Emma

Should have known you'd be old-fashioned, given your age. What are you, like three hundred?

Hook

Curses and Neverland may have given me experience. But, as you can see, I've retained my youthful glow.

Henry

I'm not happy with my mom dating a dirty pirate like you.

Hook

Dirty? I bathe quite regularly I'll have you know.