Sylvia Costas quotes from NYPD Blue

Costas

[to Sipowicz] His two favorite words about you are asshole and entrapment.

Costas

I'd say res ipsa loquitur if I thought you knew what it meant.

Sipowicz

[grabbing his crotch] Hey, ipsa this you pissy little bitch!

Andy

Hey, how's it going?

Sylvia

I was just seeing Abruzzo. Is that the new detective?

Andy

[nods] Simone, what kind of name is that?

Sylvia

First or last?

Andy

If it was his first, he'd be a girl.

Sylvia

Last name... Simone, sounds French to me.

Andy

Yeah, maybe.

[into a phone] Hey, I went through a lot of trouble getting that red cock. I don't want to argue with you! You tell Billy that he can't come around my place anymore with his blue-barred cock! Okay... thanks.

I breed birds. Racing pigeons.

Sylvia

[to Sipowicz] Tell him you keep fish.

Andy

Assistant D.A. Costas, this is Detective Simone.

How do you do?

Sylvia

How do you do.

Andy

[to Simone] They gave you that address?

Yeah, she's working Seventh Avenue.

Sylvia

[to Simone] Must be interesting raising pigeons.

It's a lot of fun, gets you outdoors.

Sylvia

You guys and your hobbies.