John Kelly quotes from NYPD Blue

Kelly

You will be constitutionally protected from something that can save you 50 years in the joint.

Kelly

I'm gonna bleed Marino till he gives up Giardella.

And what if he gives him up dead?

Kelly

That's okay, too.

Kelly

You think I could come upstairs?

What for?

Kelly

Well, uh, if I don't, I'm gonna lay down right here and you're gonna have to put traffic cones around me.

Where's your friend from the other night?

Kelly

Uh, that, uh, that's not gonna work out. I'll sleep on the couch. I don't wanna be alone tonight.

Come up. We'll negotiate where you sleep.

Kelly

Andy. Stay cool, all right? Fancy wants to make sure you got your feet under you. That's all.

Sipowicz

Oh, you think so, huh? I figure he's seeing if I can set a world's record for twiddlin' my thumbs.

Kelly

Can I get you a towel?

I can get one. Thanks.

Kelly

Well, I just ran out of excuses for comin' in there.

Since when did you ever need an excuse?

Kelly

What ho.

Sipowicz

What ho.

Kelly

What's going on in there?

Sipowicz

Ah, Walker just caught a case. Now he's voicing some reservations to the lieutenant about me workin' backup.

Kelly

This is gonna take some time, Andy.

Sipowicz

Come on, John. Please, I understand my situation. I spent a long period of time being sauced. I need to win back my colleagues' trust. I've got to exhibit a continuous positive approach. Even with this dim bulb here.

I was on my way to work. I wanted to thank you for the flowers.

Kelly

Well, they had a special. The "John Kelly Gets Used to His Ex-wife Being a Prosecutor" special.

It's important to me to still have you for a friend.

Kelly

You got that.

I want to be able to tell you what's going on in my life.

Kelly

You got that, too.

I am gonna put a 10-ton weight on that worthless bag o'gumbo if I ever find her.

Kelly

Charlie, you're talking like an asshole.

Listen to me, John. If I wasn't really rich, I'd be an asshole!