When was the last time we did something as a family?
Last month when you forced us to play charades, and then you pulled out your back, miming some scene from "Iron Man."
That was an old sports injury I re-aggravated.
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: J.J. Powell (2), Daphne Powell (2), Jim Powell (1), Katie Andrews (1)
Who are you texting now?
God.
Thanks to your increased metabolic rate, your life is like a never-ending spin class. So despite the need for massive caloric intake, you're gonna be a size zero for the rest of your life. I hate you.
What's going on? Oh. Talking about your new, cool powers. Well, keep me updated on the costume design.
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