George St. Cloud quotes from No Ordinary Family

George

(as he was helping Jim to his feet after had run him over for the fifth time with a car) Okay, shake it off. Shake it off. Cool. Nobody ever saw what Superman's first day on the job looked like.

George

Okay, you're gonna talk to him, feel him out. The thing criminals love to do is talk about themselves. Make him comfortable, you get him to open up. Same idea as when you were single--think of it as a blind date, but with a sociopath.

George St. Cloud

[Jim wants to do a fist bump] Whoa. You keep that sledgehammer away from me, man. You ain't gonna crush these delicate hands

George St. Cloud

[to Jim] Would you take it easy? You might as well be wearing a t-shirt that says "Me and my family went to South America and all we got were these lousy superpowers."

George

It's part of your Jim-ness. you... you see the world the way you are. I see the world, too. You know what I see? Robbery, Rape, robbery, murder. Take it from me, as an attorney, people suck. Even the people who don't appear to suck at first glance...

Jim

Suck?

George

Yeah.

Stephanie

No, don't worry. Once I identify his vulnerable DNA strand, I will isolate a molecular pathogen that will trigger Patton's cellular senescence, rendering his powers inert forever.

Jim

Duh.

George

Damn. Eighteen years well spent.

Jim Powell

Aren't you supposed to be getting some sort of award or something?

George St. Cloud

What, the key to the city? Now what would I do with some key that don't open nothing?

Jim

...and now it's cost me a friend and I don't have many of those either.

George

Well, get used to it. You don't see Batman cultivating a wide circle of friends, and Peter Parker's always pissing off one of his buddies.

Jim

So with great power comes great loneliness?

Jim Powell

Wait a second. Did you ever see "Die Hard"?

George St. Cloud

Did you just ask... I am insulted that you asked me that.

Jim Powell

Air vents. I'll bet these go anywhere in the building.

George St. Cloud

So? Like you said, Jacobs will get a little suspicious if you jumped down in the middle of the squad room and took out four armed felons.

Jim Powell

That's why John McClane didn't take on all the terrorists at the same time. He picked 'em off one by one.

George St. Cloud

Oh, I get it. But in order to get them alone, you need a man on the inside.

Jim Powell

Oh, no, it's too dangerous.

George St. Cloud

Hey, Bruce Willis would've never had gotten out of there alive if he didn't have that black dude helping him. Jim, let me be your black dude.