I love all this Californian New Age crap. It is hilarious to make you think that you can stick a needle in your head, and that your whole body is going to go numb; you know it's just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
“Damien Sands” · Season 5, Episode 6
In this episode: Christian Troy (1)
OOlivia
[to Christian, referring to her relationship with Julia] I think our personal life is for us to know and for you to fantasize about when you're masturbating.
LLinda
These guys are crazy. The only reason I've moved here it's because they throwed a bunch of money at me. And the golf opportunities.
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