I'm getting my kid baptized.
Over my dead body.
Easily arranged.
“Agatha Ripp” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Sean (4), Liz (2), Christian Troy (1), Julia (1)
I loved being a Catholic when I was a kid. The drama of it. The feeling that there was a mysterious man in the heavens watching out for you.
When did you lapse?
When I became a pro-choice lesbian.
He's not your son.
What are you talking about? I was there when he was conceived. I pulled him out of you when he was born. He's everything like me; too emotionally shut off, he's tuned in his head. This thing with Ava... is completely not McNamara like, I'll give you that. Is that what you're trying to say? Is that what you're saying?!
I didn't mean--
Just answer me! I am Matt's father!
Christian is!
[after punching Christian to the ground] I loved you the most!
Agatha Ripp did at least have one point that makes sense. That Bible quote, "Watch out for false prophets, they come to you in sheep´s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves". That´s what the devil is, you know. Not some obvious Machiavellian figure with horns and a tail but a silent foe disguised as friend. Someone you trust, even love, whom you let into your life only to find out too late they´ve made a shambles of it.
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