Have you ever done twins?
[In a Sean Connery impression] Mother and daughter once but never twins.
“Mandi/Randi” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Christian Troy (2), Sean (2), Julia (2), Matt (1)
I should be back by 10. Dinner is in the fridge. Heat it up for five minutes at 350º. And, Matt, don't show Annie The Exorcist again.
She needs to know that evil exists.
[after Julia had walked in on him in bed with the twins] I'm sorry. I didn't mean for you to catch me in the middle of a DoubleMint moment right there.
Why haven't I had an orgasm in two years?!?
Because I didn't want to work that hard.
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