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Our fellow Serpentine follow Garmadon. We're going to have to do something truly diabolical if we're going to earn their respect to win them back. Let's brainstorm ideas on how we can do that.
Release the Devourer!
No, you idiot. We've already done that.
Release the swarm of evil bees.
Ugh, where would we even get evil bees?
I don’t hear you offering any ideas.
[Skales groans]
[As Kai is about to blow a balloon, he sees the police rushing to the bank]
Trouble? Sounds like they need me.
[He's about to leave, but the mom stops him]
Not so fast! I still have you for another hour.
Uh, but the bank, people are in danger!
Not until my son is done playing! [sees that Kai has now left, now holding the balloons] Huh! YOU'RE FIRED!
[Ninjago restaurant]
It's true, at the bank. I heard they stole all their money, and no one's doing anything about it!
[accidentally drops an egg on a child's head while distracted, causing him to start crying] Uh, uh, I'm sorry!
YOU'RE FIRED!
[his skin falls off] It must be my hard drive overheating... I mean, never mind. I'm going! [leaves]
[Kai and Zane reach the Ninjago bank]
[trying to convince the bank owner] I'll make it up to you, I swear.
Hmmm, no. Why don't you go home and get a good night's rest, and go ahead and sleep in. In fact, sleep in all day for all I care, BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!
[sighs in disappointment] Looks like we're all in the same boat.
That's okay, I hated that job anyway.
[At the apartment, Lloyd is playing a video game when he then sees Skales outside on a window washing platform]
[knocking on the window] Hello, little boy.
HELP ME! [runs to the door and presses the buttons on the security lock]
Door is locked.
[struggling to open the door] I know! I want it open! [Skales breaks the window down and enters] What do you want with me?!
You seem to be the only thing your father cares about. But with you in my hostage, he'll have no other choice but to let me lead the Serpentine! Hyah! [Lloyd screams] Let's train.
[knocking from the other side] Hello? What's going on in there?
[desperately] HELP!
You're becoming stronger, son, but you'll never be strong enough to defeat me. Give up, before it's too late. [Lloyd looks at the ninja before looking back at him, and stands by his friends] Have it your way. Another day, ninja. Another day!
Ah, great. Lord Garmadon is back, and now he's got our ship.
Well, at least we've got this little guy.
Instead of things that have already failed to destroy the ninja, how about something new?
Can you create a giant ham sandwich?
A poisoned giant ham sandwich?
I would hope not. I'm sssso hungry.
[The ninja wake up in a room full of teachers in captivity]
Thank goodness you're here!
What happened? Where's Lloyd? And who are all of you?
We're the teachers, and we've all been taken prisoner. We've tried to teach the boys how to be good, but they overthrew us. They're monsters!
But I thought Lloyd was getting an honorary degree.
Oh, that was the boys' trick to lure Lloyd here and convince him to be their leader.
What? There's not gonna be CAKE?!
Drop the boy, uh, me!
He's of no use to us anymore. [drops Brad, who then runs away]
Who are you guys?
Your doom!
My early assessment tells me this must be Garmadon's doing.
My early assessment tells me you will be destroyed.
[start charging towards each other] NINJA, GO!
Don't think you can get rid of us that easily. By the way, did I mention that I kissed Nya?
[enraged] WHAT?! YOU DID WHAT?!!
Hahaha. Yeah.
[Jay jumps behind his bizarro counterpart and furiously kicks him]
Nobody kisses my girl!
Uh, Dareth, what is this all about?
Well, I fell behind on some of my payments and some developer named "Darnagom Enterprises" is buying the entire block to put in some stupid frisbee-golf course. They say if I don't come up with 50,000 by tomorrow, the dojo is gone.
But we already lost the Bounty. We can't lose the dojo now.
[picks up his trophies] My trophies. Oh, my fake trophies! [sobs]
[notices something] Wait a minute, "Darnagom"? When you rearrange the letters, it spells—
"O Grandma"?
No! Garmadon!
Right. [laughs] That would make more sense.
Um, my dad is behind this?
If he destroys the dojo, where will we train Lloyd?
[to Wu] Any chance you got 50,000 in that teapot of yours?
Worry not, Dareth. You're not in this alone. We're all with you.
[Nya enters]
Did someone say 50,000—?
[gasps] You didn't happen to win the lottery?
No, but I heard about Ninjaball Run!
Ninjaball Run?
It's the biggest road race in Ninjago, with a prize of 100,000 big ones. And it's tomorrow.
I thank you, little lady fighter, but you're talking about the most dangerous race known to man. Only the most serious of racers even stand a chance.
But didn't you just do a few upgrades on our Ultra Sonic Raider? Maybe we might stand a chance.
And I can enter with my Dragon. You did say I needed the practice.
So it is agreed. You will all enter this "Ninjaball Run" to save the dojo.
[notices Dareth crying] Are you still crying?
Yes, but these are happy tears.
[eliminated from the race; singing] Too big, too slow, we had a lead but let it go!
[The Ultra Sonic Raider jet and the Black Bounty are near the finish line]
It looks like it's going to be a photo finish.
[The Black Bounty and Ultra Sonic Raider pass the finish line]
[chanting] Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!
I won. I won! Clearly I passed the finish line first!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! [everyone looks at the screen and sees that the headlamp on the Ultra Sonic Raider jet crossed the finish line first] The ninja! The ninja have won!
[The crowd cheers]
[removes the headlamp] Yeah! I knew it would bring us luck!
No! That's not fair! That wasn't even part of the vehicle in the first place! It's not even street legal! My ship was…
Your ship? [Garmadon looks up to see him and the Ultra Dragon on the deck of the Black Bounty] I believe this belongs to us.
No! No! NO! [cries in anguish]
I can't believe we couldn't catch up to them. I'm usually faster than that. It's as if my legs were half the size.
I don't remember that thing being so big. Did it grow?
Or did we shrink?
[sees something in a glass door] Uh, guys?
[The ninja look at themselves in their reflections in the glass door and see that they've become kids]
[he and the others remove their hoods and gasp in shock] WE SHRUNK!!!
We're... we're kids!
[The ninja all scream in horror]
Oh, oh, oh, this is bad! This is so bad on so many levels!
Oh, it's impossible! We must be dreaming, Zane! TELL ME WE'RE DREAMING!
Nindroids don't dream! Perhaps Garmadon succeeded in turning back the clock, but instead of reviving the Grundal, it only affected us!
Yeah, but Nindroids don't turn into kids. Explain that, genius!
I've extended my logic parameters, but nothing is coming up. This does not compute!
Okay, fine, I get it, we're all in this together. Oh, but I can't be a kid again! I hated being a kid! You can't drive, nobody listens to you! Oh, no.... BEDTIMES!
I told Nya we'd meet back at the Bounty. I'm sure Sensei will know what to do.
[On the Bounty, Lloyd is playing a video game when a nearby phone rings. He struggles to answer it while still playing the game before he manages to grab the phone, but drops it]
Whoa! [puts the phone on speaker while resuming his game] Destiny's Bounty here.
[through the phone] Lloyd, it's Jay! Let me talk to Sensei!
Jay? Where are you? Why haven't you returned? Sensei's out looking for you.
[groans] Apparently, you need parental permission to take the bus and we can't seem to get out of the city!
Uh, what?
Oh, never mind, it's a bit complicated. Just meet us at Buddy's Pizza in ten minutes. And bring our weapons.
[Lloyd arrives at Buddy's Pizza to meet the ninja]
[to Jay] Really? Of all places we could meet, you pick this place?
What? I like their pizza.
[notices Lloyd] Psst, Lloyd.
[not recognizing Kai while holding the ninja's weapons] Beat it, brat! I'm on a mission.
[stops him] It's me, Kai.
[looks closer to see his friends, all as young as him; gasps and drops their weapons] What happened? You're small!
[whispering] Keep it down. We're trying to lay low. Your father's Mega Weapon not only turned us into kids, but unleashed a creature whose sole purpose is to hunt down ninja.
Typical Garmadon.
And now every time we try to tell somebody, they wouldn't believe us 'cause we're kids.
[Lloyd laughs]
What's so funny?
Well, I guess you now know what it feels like to be treated differently. [sets the ninja's weapons on the table]
Look, this is serious. If we don't turn big so that we can use our Spinjitzu, we don't stand a chance against the Grundal.
What about me? I know Spinjitzu.
Yeah, but you don't know the Grundal. We all need to be at full strength. What we need to do first is to find someone who might know more about how to defeat one of those things.
[Lloyd notices a kid reading a Starfarer comic]
Focus, Lloyd!
I am. I think I know just the guy.
[The ninja arrive at Ninjago City Doomsday Comix]
You brought us to a comic book store?
Trust me. If there's anyone who knows how to defeat a monster that doesn't exist, I know just the person to talk to.
We're not coming to pick out your stupid comic, Lloyd! This is serious business.
[picks up a comic, gasping] Oh, look, a first edition "Daffy Dale." I used to love that nut growing up. [laughs before clearing his throat] So juvenile.
Fellas, meet Rufus McCallister, AKA, Mother Doomsday.
Well, if it isn't Lloyd "Hemorrhoid" Garmadon. Sorry if you came looking for the latest "Starfarer," I'm all sold out.
Wh—Sold out?! Oh, actually, Mother Doomsday, we need help.
Well, colour me intrigued.
We have a problem. There's a Grundle on the loose and we need to know how to deal with it.
Ah, a theoretical question.
Yeah, theoretical. Can you help?
Dromaeosaurid Theropod Grundalicus. Although extinct, there has been a plethora of film, television and comics exploring the mythology around the primordial predator. Supposedly, they always get their prey.
Sounds like he knows his stuff.
Can it be stopped?
First thing you need to know is its thick shell-like hide is invincible to swords, scythes, nunchucks, and throwing stars. So your cheap imitations will do nothing to slow him down.
Swell.
Second of all, it's nocturnal and will only hunt at night.
Oh, good. It's still daylight, so we can relax for a bit. [Rufus looks at him suspiciously before Kai clears his throat] Uh, I meant theoretically.
And the only way to defeat it is with light. Like a vampire, with enough of it, it could potentially destroy him. [shows a display] If I had my weapons of choice, may I recommend the Illuma-Sword? [opens the display case, revealing four purple bladed Illuma-Swords] These are authentic replicas that would come in handy were you to live long enough to actually face a Grundal. And if swords are your thing, maybe I can interest you in an authentic ninja gi, signed by the very ninja that saved the city.
Uh, we'll just take the light swords.
Not so fast. This "Starfarer" combo pack can only be won in the Fritz Donnegan Trivia Battle Royale. [points to a fan, dressed like Fritz Donnegan, talking to some cosplayers] You have what it takes to be the best?
You can do this, Lloyd.
Sign me up.
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