[The ninja arrive at Ninjago City Doomsday Comix]
You brought us to a comic book store?
Trust me. If there's anyone who knows how to defeat a monster that doesn't exist, I know just the person to talk to.
We're not coming to pick out your stupid comic, Lloyd! This is serious business.
[picks up a comic, gasping] Oh, look, a first edition "Daffy Dale." I used to love that nut growing up. [laughs before clearing his throat] So juvenile.
Fellas, meet Rufus McCallister, AKA, Mother Doomsday.
Well, if it isn't Lloyd "Hemorrhoid" Garmadon. Sorry if you came looking for the latest "Starfarer," I'm all sold out.
Wh—Sold out?! Oh, actually, Mother Doomsday, we need help.
Well, colour me intrigued.
We have a problem. There's a Grundle on the loose and we need to know how to deal with it.
Ah, a theoretical question.
Yeah, theoretical. Can you help?
Dromaeosaurid Theropod Grundalicus. Although extinct, there has been a plethora of film, television and comics exploring the mythology around the primordial predator. Supposedly, they always get their prey.
Sounds like he knows his stuff.
Can it be stopped?
First thing you need to know is its thick shell-like hide is invincible to swords, scythes, nunchucks, and throwing stars. So your cheap imitations will do nothing to slow him down.
Swell.
Second of all, it's nocturnal and will only hunt at night.
Oh, good. It's still daylight, so we can relax for a bit. [Rufus looks at him suspiciously before Kai clears his throat] Uh, I meant theoretically.
And the only way to defeat it is with light. Like a vampire, with enough of it, it could potentially destroy him. [shows a display] If I had my weapons of choice, may I recommend the Illuma-Sword? [opens the display case, revealing four purple bladed Illuma-Swords] These are authentic replicas that would come in handy were you to live long enough to actually face a Grundal. And if swords are your thing, maybe I can interest you in an authentic ninja gi, signed by the very ninja that saved the city.
Uh, we'll just take the light swords.
Not so fast. This "Starfarer" combo pack can only be won in the Fritz Donnegan Trivia Battle Royale. [points to a fan, dressed like Fritz Donnegan, talking to some cosplayers] You have what it takes to be the best?
You can do this, Lloyd.
Sign me up.
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