Ninjago quotes

Hey, no one here cares for them fruit-colored ninja.

[offended] Excuse me, what fruit is black?

Jay

Uh, blackberries?

Shut it, Jay.

Come out with your hands up.

It's not Kai, sir. It's his communication device. He gave it to the rat so we'd go on a wild goose chase. Ah. I mean, wild rat chase. Heh.

Yes, thank you, detective.

But your eye is twitching.

I'm not blind!

Looks like Mega Monster Amusement Park shut down after it became a crime scene. Come on, let's go check out the roller coaster. That's where Zane was framed.

Jay

Ah, this place gives me so many fond memories. [gasps] It's here I found my True Potential. Oh, and over there is where Nya and I went on our first date. I bet one day she and I will laugh about all this. [laughs, then sees Cole staring at him] Uh, I mean, why would she laugh at that? She hates me. It's not like I'd expect anything to suddenly change between her and I. Where is that roller coaster?

The only thing this place gives me is the creeps. Let's not stick around any longer than we need to. [sees the roller coaster] There it is. Just what kind of clues are we looking for? It's not like there are any witnesses around to tell us what they saw.

Jay

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Ha, it's practically a visual timeline of the events that day. Jay, you're a genius.

Jay

Like I said, it's where I found my True Potential.

[sees Nadakhan in one of the pictures] There, that's our guy.

Jay

These pictures were taken seconds after each other.

That means that guy is Zane.

Jay

[gasps in realization] You mean—

The Djinn can shape-shift. He could be anybody! [Jay passes his hand through him] Seriously?

What are you doing to get us out of here!?

Zane

This is no place for a Nindroid!

Kai

I don't look good in stripes!

Jay

They're all so mean! Help us! You have to help us!

Lloyd

Shh. While we're stuck in here, the Djinn is out there.

Dareth

I know, I'm doing everything I can. Borg wanted me to let you know that the Djinn broke into Hiroshi's Labyrinth Stronghold and took the Realm Crystal. The good news is everything else is accounted for. The bad news is the Djinn may now have his old crew back.

Kai

You have to get us out of here, Dareth. You're our manager. What are you doing to manage this?

Dareth

[whispering] Did you get the cake? I baked some tools in it for you to cut through the bars.

Jay

Cake? We didn’t get any cake.

Uh, how was I supposed to know there was something in it? I just thought it was crunchy.

Jay

You ate our only way out?!

Dareth

Well, looks like you’re on your own. Be strong, little ninja.

Kai

What do you mean on our own?

Jay

You're not leaving us in here!

Wait, Dareth!

Dareth

[walks to the Warden] If anything happens to them in here, you'll have to answer to the Brown Ninja.

If there's a Brown Ninja out there, maybe he belongs in here too.

Dareth

Uh, I'll give him the message. Gotta go. [leaves]

Kai

[touches an electric fence] Ow! Careful, Zane. It's electrified.

Zane

I believe all of the signs on this repo yard made that abundantly clear. Perhaps there's another suitable solution past this obstacle. Airjitzu?

Kai

You don't have to sound so cocky.

[sees Kai and Zane] Looks like we have some trespassers. [to his dog] Go get them, Sir Chomps-A-Lot.

Kai

Would you hurry up?

Zane

These chains will take me a while. You could keep interrupting me or perhaps start making yourself useful.

Kai

Aah! Get away, get away, get away, get away!!

Trespasser! Don't move!

Kai

I told you to hurry up!

Zane

Would you be quiet and run?!

Lloyd

[gives Zane a canteen] Here, you'll need this.

Zane

Why do I need a canteen?

Lloyd

There may be no fresh water on the island. This way, we won't be without.

Zane

But I'm a Nindroid. I repeat, why do I need a canteen?

Lloyd

The Tiger Widow's den should be just up ahead. Watch your step.

You don't have to tell me twice.

Jay

[sighs] Just how am I supposed to extract this dangerous venom? Can I ask it nicely?

Nya

Well, maybe if Zane hadn't been captured, we would have a Nindroid around to tell you.

Jay

Ooh, that's a low blow. I mean, do we know anything about this Tiger Widow, other than it was named to strike terror in the hearts of men?

Zane told me it's the last of its species. So it sounds like you've only got one chance at this. But I'm sure you'll be just fine— What are you doing now?

Jay

[on what seems to be a hammock] Resting my feet on this hammock. We've been walking for miles. If I have to face this thing alone, I'm gonna need to be well-rested.

Lloyd

Jay, I don't think that's a hammock.

Jay

[notices he's on a giant spider web with a skeleton on it] Aah! Get it off me! Aah! Get it off of me! Get it off of me! [gets out and spits out the webbing]

Nya

We have to keep moving.

Jay

[groans] Haven't I suffered enough?

No!

Jay

[trying to get venom from the Tiger Widow] HOW DO I GET VENOM WHEN HIS FANGS ONLY COME OUT WHEN HE TRIES TO BITE ME?!

Then let him bite you!

Jay

IF I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M GONNA BITE YOU!

You okay? Did you see any land?

Lloyd

Just water. I tried to reach the mainland, but it's too far. We won't be able to get off this island on our own.

Nya

What's so funny about our predicament?

Oh, I was just thinking about what Jay might say to that. [raises his voice to sound like Jay] "YOU'RE TELLING ME WE WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE TO GET THE VENOM TO STOP NADAKHAN, AND NOW WE HAVE NO WAY TO GET OFF THIS ISLAND?!" [normal voice] Heh, gone one day and I already miss him spazzing out.

Nya

Me too. After he lied to us, I was so hard on him. And now he's captured and all alone. Some friends we are.

Lloyd

Hey, Jay's strong. We'll get him back. It's like what Wu once told me, if you want something bad enough, you find a way to make it happen.

He's right. If we can't fly off this island, we'll build our way. I've seen enough movies to know it's possible.

Lloyd

And if we've built a rocket off an asteroid, what's one raft a little—

Nya

Across an endless sea filled with unknown creatures that wanna eat us?! Uh, that was my Jay impression. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get building.

Lloyd

One more round of palm ties, and I'd say she's secure enough for sea.

Nya

Why is it all sea vessels are shes?

I don't know, because it takes a lot of paint to make them look good?

Lloyd

Oh. [turns his laughter into coughing]

I kid, I kid. Lighten up, water lily.

Nya

I get it. My personal mission to rid the world of its prejudices is wearing thin.

He banished them right before our eyes!

Fear not, Buttercup. We all know the realms we came from were a lot more welcoming than this world's ever been.

But how are we supposed to stop him? Without the poison, we don't stand a ghost of a chance.

Kai

How long are you gonna say that?

If Nadakhan gets his way, not long.

Maybe it's best if we keep our distance.

Kai

But that's my sister he's got.

Lloyd

Kai's right, we have to do something. But what?

Jay

[now free from the strip of metal] We have the poison! Oh, boy, that really hurt.

Kai

I thought the poison was gone long ago.

Jay

Thanks to Clancee, it's right here.

And you still have your wish.

Jay

I do. But if there's anything I learned, it's that wishing for something won't make it come true. We all tried to get something from Nadakhan, and look what happened.

Lloyd

It only made him stronger.

Jay

Right, but if we really want something, don't wish it to happen, make it happen.

But how are we gonna get close?

Jay

Maybe one of us doesn't have to get close.

Me?

Jay

You can take the shot from far away. Once he's weakened, we'll do the rest.

But I can't even shoot water in an ocean.

Jay

According to Nadakhan. But he never held the real power, we did.

Kai

I don't follow.

Jay

All his wishes, he could never make them on his own. He needed us to make them come true. Just like when I wished to be rich, he tried to convince me my dad died, but that wasn't my real dad. My real dad lives with my mom, happy in the junkyard.

That's true.

Jay

And how did he manage to capture the greatest ninja this world has ever seen?

Lloyd

We all wished ourselves away. He's right, it's worth a shot, Flintlocke.

The ninja. The Master Wu.

Dr. Saunders.

Oh, please, we are all friends. You must call me by my first name, yes? Sander, yes?

Kai

[whispering to Nya] Dr. Sander Saunders?

At your service. [chuckles] I am so pleased to be seeing you at this now. We are opening our new exhibit. Come. You see, come. [leads Wu and the ninja to the entrance to the hall] Might I be presenting the Hall of Villainy.

Wow.

[presenting statues and portraits of the ninja's villains and enemies] Cryptor.

Zane

A plastic mannequin.

Kozu.

Lloyd

Uncanny.

Chen.

Nya

Memories.

Samukai.

Jay

Is he looking at me?

Maybe from the past.

And Morro. Check this out! We don't just open on the Day of Departed. It's the Day of Departed lunar eclipse. A special eclipse.

The rarest Yin-Yang eclipse.

Oh, poetic, is it not? Scary holiday, scary exhibit, scary moon, there is magic in the air.

[trying to talk to one of Yang's students] So I didn't get your name. Okay, I'll just call you Chuck. Look, Chuck, I know you think you're Yang's student, and maybe you were once, but now you're his prisoner. Don't you see? He's not your friend, he's your captor. You gotta shake off his spell. Then, we can stop him, together, you and me. [Chuck doesn't talk] Okay, no pressure, but you have three seconds to decide. One, two, three. [jumps and kicks Chuck] Guess I'm working solo, Chuck.

[at the Monastery of Spinjitzu] An eclipse is always an omen, but is this one a sign of good...or bad?

Morro

[behind him] Bad. Very bad.

[turns to see Morro behind him] Well, my former student. How have you returned, Morro?

Morro

The question is not how, but why.

[wields his staff] We have fought twice before. And although it pains me, I will do so again if I must.

Morro

No, you misunderstand. I'm not here to fight you. I'm here to warn you. Master Yang has put your team in terrible danger.

What has Yang done?

Morro

He's made you forget one of your own, one who was already slipping away.

Tell me more.

Morro

I will, but aboard the Bounty. We have to warn the others.

Jay

Guys, I have the ghost story to end all ghost stories. You will never guess what just happened.

Kai

You battled the possessed mannequin of a mortal enemy?

Nya

Him and his goons tried to send you to the Departed Realm with magic blades?

Zane

But you defeated them first.

Lloyd

And saw their ghosts disappear into the night.

Jay

Oh, okay, fine, you guessed. Well, since you know so much, why were all those ghosts out here?

[approaching them] Because distracting you was part of Master Yang's plan.

Morro

[appearing beside Wu] And he had help.

Lloyd

Morro!

Jay

Any other villains want to show up tonight?

Kai

We stopped five, what's one more?

No, put away your weapons. He's here to help. Morro, tell them.

Morro

Yang tricked Cole into helping him open a rift to return to Ninjago.

Jay

Cole? How'd he trick you?

Zane

Jay, Cole isn't here.

Jay

Are you sure? He's been fading a lot lately. He's kind of easy to miss.

[gasp in realization] We forgot Cole!

To the Bounty. They must be at the Temple of the Airjitzu Master. [to Morro] Thank you, Morro.

Morro

Happy Day of the Departed, Master.