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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[sees a yak] Oh, look, a little goat!

That's not a goat. Don't you remember? We rode one of those.

It's got horns. It's a goat.

Even giraffes have horns. And that's not a goat, it's a yak.

A yak? No way. Maybe it's a cow.

I'm about to have a cow.

FFenwick

In this realm, we strive for greater understanding and let go of distractions. There is no television, no video games—

No video games? Hmph, not impressed.

[pirate accent] It appears all any lad does here be writing.

FFenwick

That is because here, our words matter. You see, in Cloud Kingdom, we are the Writers of Destiny. It was here that it was decided that Lloyd should be the Green Ninja. And just now, that Zane should find his voice again.

[voice now back to normal] I sense my vocal pattern has returned without any repairs.

Ugh, he doesn't talk like a pirate anymore.

NNobu

Fenwick's convinced there's no way to stop the Queen of the Cursed, so he's agreed to help Morro only to help himself. But he doesn't know you've escaped. You have to get the Sword of Sanctuary, or else Morro will have too big of an advantage.

Tell us where it is.

NNobu

The tallest tower. But you must hurry, they're already headed there.

Guess there's no time to take the stairs. You thinking what I'm thinking?

KCKai, Cole and Zane

Airjitzu!

Cyclondo! [groans] Why isn't it catching on?

We're almost to the Tomb of the First Spinjitzu Master.

Yeah, can't believe we're almost there after all we've been through.

I can't believe I'm underwater.

You? What about me? Just how thick is this glass?

[on screen] We're heading to your location now. With Morro already ahead of you and able to foresee the traps protecting the tomb with the Sword of Sanctuary, it's going to be up to you four to find the Realm Crystal before he does.

Hehe, Cole's a Ghost, Kai can't swim, we have no magical sword or Elemental Powers. [laughs nervously] What could go wrong?

[After no more traps are active, the ninja are each standing on a tile]

I can make it. It's just a hop, skip, and a jump. [tries to use Airjitzu, but the tiles under him fall; crawls back]

But what else comes with a hop, skip, and a jump? You trigger one more trap, I don't know how much more we can take.

The clue clearly said this is a test a Spinjitzu master cannot do. So… [shouting] WHY ARE WE NOT LISTENING TO THE CLUE?!

Trust me, I can make it!

[as they stand in front of the skeleton of the First Spinjitzu Master; gasps] It's him. The First Spinjitzu Master.

[The ninja all kneel before the skeleton]

The Realm Crystal. [takes the crystal out of the skeleton's hands]

How does it work?

[appearing while no longer possessing Lloyd's body and holding him hostage] How it works is you'll hand over the Crystal, or say goodbye to your friend!

[weakly] I'm sorry. I couldn't stop him.

Stop stalling! Give me the Realm Crystal, or else!

We're not stalling! We're thinking! [huddles up with the other ninja; whispering] He's totally right, I'm stalling. What are we gonna do?

Shouldn't we be going to Stiix? The longer we wait, the worse it'll get.

We need to stock up.

On what? Magic tea that will make us invincible? Give us special powers? Is it gonna give us four arms?

Sadly, no magical tea today. I had to sell the rest of the merchandise along with everything else.

What? You sold your business? But that was for your retirement.

[Cyrus Borg arrives]

Ah! Hello again, ninja.

While we were away, I had Borg use the money from the tea farm to create us some new toys to balance the scales. They are expensive, you know.

It's been so long, I hardly recognize any of you. Lloyd looks older. I see a Water Ninja. A titanium Nindroid. Cole is a...a ghost? Huh. Jay looks shorter. And then there's Kai.

Hey, what do you mean I look shorter?

[In the Cursed Realm, Lloyd finds his father chained up]

Dad!

Lloyd? [Lloyd runs to him and hugs him] My son.

I'll get you out of here, Dad. [tries to break the chains]

There's no use. These chains will not break.

Where are we?

The Cursed Realm is the Preeminent, and the Preeminent is the Cursed Realm. Son, you're in the belly of the beast. But if you're in here...

Morro is the Green Ninja, and he's stolen the Realm Crystal. I tried, Father...

You must not give up. If he has the Crystal, all is endangered.

But how? I'm not the Green Ninja anymore.

It was never the color of the gi that made you who you are. It was the color of your heart. Don't give up.

I won't, Father.

You must leave here and destroy the Preeminent. Save Ninjago. Save the Realms.

But if I destroy it, it could destroy you.

Whatever happens to me, wherever I am, I will always be with you. There comes a time when every boy must become a man. What sort of man, is up to him.

[Wu summons his dragon and finds Morro struggling to break free of the Preeminent's grasp]

Take my hand!

Why, so you can take the Realm Crystal and use it to find your own prized pupil?

You are all my prized pupils, but none of us can do this alone. You're strong, Morro, but it takes others to make us stronger, even me. Take my hand, so we can be stronger together. Please, Morro!

[grabs Wu's hand, then glances at the water] You can only save those who want to be saved. Goodbye, Sensei. [gives Wu the Crystal before letting go, allowing himself to be pulled into the water, killing him]

[screams in despair] MORRO!!!

[sees Nya] Oh, hey, sweetheart. Mind sticking around for a segment to teach girls how to apply makeup?

[angered] You're gonna need makeup when I rearrange your face! [walks over to punch Dareth]

[holds Nya back] Easy! [to Dareth] Nya's one of us now, there's no reason she should be treated differently.

No reason? You added a girl to the group. You know how much that hurts your image? You're a boy band, a hunk machine!

No, we're equals. Our power comes from no one being more important than the other.

Important? No. Irresistible... uh, debatable. [winks at fangirls at the doorway]

[chuckles] I don't tell you how to do your business, don't tell me how to do mine. Remember how every time you save Ninjago no one cared? Well, now Dareth's in charge and Dareth says don't change the recipe. You boys are the face of the franchise, and now the face of Teen Idol!

[He brings out a magazine with Lloyd on it and Jay and Cole on each side on a heart with Nya in it]

[reads the title] "Sensei Lloyd"? But I'm only a Sensei-in-training.

And what's this about me and Jay still fighting over Nya? That's old news.

Who cares if it's real or not? Isn't this what you've always dreamed of? You're the hottest thing in Ninjago!

Ah, Minidroid Chess. So what's the tally now? A hundred games to none? [laughs]

Set them up, Zane. We're going again. [to Cole] What's got you so cheery?

Remember back in the Tomb of the First Spinjitzu Master, when we all saw the reflection of our future selves?

You mean when you couldn't see anything?

Yeah, it wasn't because I'm a goner, it's because I can disappear!

Oh, then why don't you make like a ghost and vanish? I need full concentration.

Oh, touchy, are we? Teach him a lesson, Zane. [laughs and walks away, whistling]

[The ninja visit Lil' Nelson at the hospital]

As a part of the Grant-A-Wish Foundation, we dub you an Honorary Ninja for the Day.

NNelson

Could you stay to sign their casts?

Aw, I wish we could, but duty calls.

[looks out the window] Uh, not sure how far we'll get. Looks like we've got company.

[looks out the window and sees their fans] How'd they find us?

[on his phone] Reply. Of course I'm at the hospital. My hair is sick. Haha. Send.

Are you sending out a Chirp?

Uh, my followers have needs too.

[Nadakhan is disguised as a citizen and walks into Ninjago City]

M2Man #2

Watch where you’re going. Ha! Nice hair, bozo.

[on Infovision] You look lost. Can I be of assistance?

NNadakhan

Hmm, are you trapped too?

I'm sorry, I don't understand your quarry. You are talking to Infovision. Ask a question and maybe I can answer it.

NNadakhan

Where is my crew?

You'll have to be more specific.

NNadakhan

The crew of Misfortune's Keep.

Misfortune's Keep, the most feared pirate ship that ruled the high seas, taken down by Captain Soto and his Destiny's Bounty at the end of the era of the Stone Army. The Misfortune's Keep captain Nadakhan the Djinn with the power to grant other's wishes is trapped in the Teapot of Tyrahn while his crew is later marooned in separate realms.

NNadakhan

Separate realms?

After the ninja discovered the Realm Crystal in The Tomb of The First Spinjtzu Master, it is common knowledge that Ninjago is one of the 16 realms.

NNadakhan

Which realm is Delara in?

No known image of Delara the quartermaster of Misfortune's Keep and love of Nadakhan the Djinn. She died shortly after Nadakhan's imprisonment.

NNadakhan

Died?

Die, to expire, to croak or to tint.

NNadakhan

Where is this Realm Crystal?

Location is classified. Since realm crossing is prohibited, it is under the protection of Sensei Wu and the Masters of Spinjitzu.

NNadakhan

Then tell me how to find them.

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