Ronin quotes from Ninjago

Kai

We want the scroll, Ronin. What do you want for it?

Ronin

Two hundred.

Jay

What? Two hundred? We don't have that kind of dough!

Ronin

Come on, you guys once had the Golden Weapons. You honestly telling me you've never pinched anything?

Kai

No, we don't pinch! And we don't even have pockets.

What if we were to tell you all of Ninjago depends on it?

Ronin

Well then, that changes everything. Four hundred.

Jay

Argh, you can't just double the price!

Ronin

My shop, my rules.

Kai

All right, so my gut says—

What do you think, Zane?

Kai

What, my opinion doesn't matter?

Jay

We don't listen to your gut anymore, Kai. Zane's the leader. You just get us lost.

Zane

Well, I say we give him what he wants. I sense if we won't, Morro will.

Kai

All right, but let me negotiate. [turns back to Ronin] Two hundred.

Ronin

Four hundred.

Kai

Three hundred.

Ronin

Four hundred.

Kai

Three-fifty!

Ronin

Four-fifty.

Kai

Deal!

Jay

[facepalms] Ugh.

Jay

[sarcastically] Nice negotiations, Kai.

Kai

I didn't see you do any better.

Kai

Thanks for the pick-me-up.

Ronin

Remember what I said about second chances, and I'm gonna hold you that deal. So long, and I hope you get your friend back. [leaves]

Second chances? What did he mean by that?

Kai

We may have lost out on the Scroll, but he thinks there may be another way to learn Airjitzu.

We're still gonna fly?

Jay

Really? Another way?

Zane

[speaking backwards] This is great news.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a sec, Ronin only makes deals in his favor, and you're a horrible negotiator.

Jay

Kai, what did you give him?

Kai

I sort of gave him... my shares of the tea farm... along with all of yours.

Jay

You what?!

Wu's gonna flip!

Zane

[speaking backwards] That's horrible news!

Kai

I did what I had to, and for Lloyd, I'd do it again.

You're right. But I have to ask, if Morro has the only Scroll, just how are we gonna learn Airjitzu?

Kai

Let's just say, it's not gonna be easy. We have a ghost of a chance.

Dareth

Someone stole my trophies!

Ronin

I have an alibi! Wait. Why would anyone steal your fake trophies?

Dareth

I know! They were irreplaceable. Which is why I'm here to buy replacements.

Ronin

You want world championships this time or just intercontinental?

Dareth

Uh, um, let's mix and match.