NNNya/Norrie
Hey, did you guys hear the news?
KTKai/Tag
There's trouble?
ZBZane/Betty
An emergency?
CRCole/Roly
Oh, a new menace?
NNNya/Norrie
No, we got clearance for a field trip.
[The ninja groan]
NNNya/Norrie
Not just any field trip. A field trip to tour Borg Industries.
JHJay/Happy
[gasps] Not the Borg Industries. As in home to super genius reclusive savant Cyrus Borg? Inventor of the hover car and everything else cool in this world? [Zane kicks him] Ow!
[At nightfall at Garmadon's monastery, Nya and the ninja sit down with their students for training. They gasp when they see Garmadon's shadow has four arms. This turns out to be someone else, who opens the door for him]
GHGarmadon/Homer
Ah, my son. So glad you could join us.
LBLloyd/Bart
Heh, it's been a while, Father.
JHJay/Happy
[whispering to Cole] Check out the new Sensei looking sharp.
GHGarmadon/Homer
Silence! [hits Jay on the head with his staff]
GHGarmadon/Homer
Close your mouth and open your ears. Tonight's lesson is the Art of the Silent Fist, to fight without fighting. May I have a volunteer?
LBLloyd/Bart
How about me?
NNNya/Norrie
The Ultimate Battle, Round Two!
GHGarmadon/Homer
Attack me, but please, no powers. I happen to like my monastery.
[The kids laugh. Lloyd charges at Garmadon, but he dodges, making him run into a table]
GHGarmadon/Homer
You see, the key is balance. Let your opponent fight himself. [dodges more of Lloyd's attacks] Let the enemy tire himself.
LBLloyd/Bart
Argh! [Garmadon yawns then dodges his attack] Huh? [slams into a support column]
GHGarmadon/Homer
Pupils, I give you the most powerful ninja in all the land, the Golden Ninja.
JHJay/Happy
Seriously, who the heck was that guy?
KTKai/Tag
Whoever it is, they turned our sensei against us.
CRCole/Roly
And if we want to save him, we'll need to find out who this stranger is.
PIP.I.X.A.L./Seymour Skinner
Perhaps I could have that answer for you in a few moments.
PIP.I.X.A.L./Seymour Skinner
Hmm…
JHJay/Happy
It's obviously a clue, dirt clod.
CRCole/Roly
I know it's a clue, zap trap, but it's so small. I just want to know what—
NNNya/Norrie
Stop it, you two. P.I.X.A.L., can you analyze it?
PIP.I.X.A.L./Seymour Skinner
The sample is far too small, but given time, I should have an answer.
ZBZane/Betty
Then we should waste no more time and get back to the city. I'll use my Falcon Vision to warn Lloyd of our findings.
NNNya/Norrie
I thought taking the power out would give us the upper hand, but now that they have it and we don't, I guess the power has only shifted.
KTKai/Tag
Don't worry, sis, we'll get Sensei back.
CRCole/Roly
Watch your step, Nya. We don't know the last time this ladder was used.
NNNya/Norrie
That's thoughtful of you, Cole.
JHJay/Happy
Hey! How about you watch where you're watching, Cole? Huh?
CRCole/Roly
Oh, is that a threat, Jay? 'Cause coming from you, it sounds like some of your best material.
JHJay/Happy
Hahaha! There's a reason nobody liked you.
[Cryptor throws Nya to a wall]
CHCryptor/Horrid Henry
What is that perfume I smell? Fear?
NNNya/Norrie
Actually, it's called Damsel in Distress. But I don't think it suits me.
CHCryptor/Horrid Henry
You think you can mock me?
NNNya/Norrie
Of course. Doesn't everyone? I mean, even Min-Droid knows you're short of a hard drive.
CHCryptor/Horrid Henry
Min-Droid? That little piece of scrap isn't even fit to tighten my bolts. I've met toasters more intelligent than him.
[Min-Droid overhears Cyptor, walks over to him, and taps him on the shoulder. Cryptor turns around to see him, and Min-Droid punches him, allowing Nya to escape]