Lloyd quotes from Ninjago

Welcome, welcome! I'm most pleased you were able to accept our invitation. It is an honor.

The honor is ours. Shintaro is beyond anything we imagined.

I am only a mere figurehead. The citizens of our proud city are the heart of Shintaro.

[enters] Oh, they're here!

And please, meet my heart, her Royal, Princess Vania.

I am such a fan! I've read all about your adventures. It was my idea to invite you to my birthday.

It's an honor to be here, Princess.

So, is it true you've been to Hiroshi's Labyrinth?

Zane

Affirmative.

Competed in the Tournament of Elements?

Kai

Oh ho, do we have stories for you.

[gasps] I need to hear them all.

Where should we begin?

You can begin by following me. Tomorrow will be a very busy day for all of us.

Cole, the Earth Elemental. What is it like to command the very earth? Is it as fun as it sounds?

Yeah, pretty much.

Jay

Huh. Weird. The Princess seems to like Cole. I mean, he's my best friend and all, but Cole?

Lloyd

Yeah. Weird.

Aah!

Lloyd

Hello, Cole.

Lloyd? How did you sneak in here?

Lloyd

I'm a ninja, remember? I'm here to warn you about the Princess. I think she's lying, Cole, and I think she's up to something. I can tell. They're all the same.

All Princesses? That seems a little bit judgy. Wait a second. This is because of Harumi?

Lloyd

No! Not at all!

Because that's literally one example of that. Besides, I don't even like Vania like that. We just met. Calm down, Lloyd.

Lloyd

Hmph! [leaves]

Lloyd

You…

Jay

…shall…

Kai

…not…

Zane

…be granted permission to traverse beyond this point!

Hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?

Lloyd

Are you Mr. Batterson?

Oh, yeah, but nobody calls me that.

Uh, what do they call you?

Twitchy Tim! Twitchy for short.

Lloyd

Well, um, Twitchy, my mother was part of an expedition to try and map an unknown island on the southern coast, and she's missing. We're going after them. You're the only one who knows what's out there and we could really use your help.

I'll tell you what's out there. Storms! Monsters! Doom! I was struck twelve times by lightning trying to escape that nightmare, and you want me to go back?!

Twelve? Really?

Yeah. Well, luckily, it didn't affect me, but I- [twitches] Hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?

Lloyd

You already asked us that.

I did?

Lloyd

We're not here for gas, we're here for your help, remember?

Yeah, we were talking about the uncharted island. We were asking you to come with us.

The uncharted island? Are you nuts? You want me to go back? Well, you can forget it. The answer's- [twitches again] Hiya, fellas! What'll it be, leaded or unleaded?

Jay

What is going on? You said that twice!

I did?

Jay

We were talking about going back to the island! Remember? We were asking you for help?

Going back to the island? I swore I'd never do it, but what can I say? A deal's a deal. You're driving, right?

Nya

[sees Jay] Jay!

Jay

Nya! Master Wu!

Lloyd

Where are they taking you?

Jay

I have no idea! But it's okay. They don't wanna hurt me, they want me to be their king! They keep calling me "Gift of Jay" and giving me things.

Nya

Uh, then why are your hands tied up? That makes no sense!

Well, since you're on such friendly terms, could you maybe get them to let us go?

Kai

And tell them to stop zapping us!

Jay

Oh, good idea! I'll try. [to the Keepers] Ahem. Guys? Okay, Gift of Jay wants you to untie his friends, okay?

Lloyd

Why are they putting you on a raft?

Misako

I don't think they want to give you anything, Jay. I think you're the gift.

Jay

Me? No, how can I be a gift?

Kai

Yeah, who'd want Jay?

Nya

Um, me?

For countless generations, we have fulfilled our duty as the First Spinjitzu Master tasked us. Now, for reasons we know not, Wojira awakens. Wojira rises! So we send her this gift, the Gift of Jay!

Wojira!

To placate her anger, we pray Wojira will take this gift, and go back to sleep.

Jay

Uh, guys? Come on, this isn't funny!

Nya

Jay? Jay, hold on!

Lloyd

Let us go!

You're making a huge mistake!

Jay

We're friends, remember? I'm Gift of Jay!

Guys, relax. This whole Wojira thing, it's a myth! It's not real.

Jay

Whoa! What's that? Guys? Guys? There's something out here. There's something big out here! Aah!

Kai

I guess someone did want Jay.

Jay

Good to see you, guys! How'd you find me?

Lloyd

Once we figured out this alleged sea monster wasn't real-

We had a little talk with the leader, who told us about a cave-

Nya

Where some thugs just might be hiding a big monster!

Jay

Smart thinking, guys! But this is a pretty bizarre crime ring going on here. Any idea who's behind it?

Lloyd

We figured that out too. Remember there was a breakout to Kryptarium Prison? All kinds of criminals back on the streets?

Jay

Yeah.

Lloyd

Well, guess who still hasn't been caught, and who likes to use weird vehicles to get his way!

Ronin!

Lloyd

I was actually gonna say the Mechanic, but Ronin fits too.

Lloyd

I'm gonna need you at Kryptarium to help us get past those new thermal sensors.

Zane

What about Nya? Nobody else can keep her frozen.

Skylor

[enters] You sure about that?

Kai

[surprised] Skylor?

Lloyd

I called her.

Kai

You had her number?!

Jay

These... are awesome! Why are they transporting the artifacts anyway?

Kai

Probably because we asked the Mayor about Aspheera's staff.

Jay

Oh! Oh, right.

Kai

Wow, I love this thing!

That's what I'm talking about!

Lloyd

How did you build these so fast, P.I.X.A.L.?

A Nindroid needs her secrets.

Zane

I find this very illogical. We will need a thorough download at a suitable time.

Kai

I can't believe it. After all we've done for Ninjago.

Jay

Oh, this is bad! This is really bad! Do you know how many people in here probably hate us?

All of us!

Jay

Eh, hey, roomies.

Zane

It would appear there are only four beds, but five of us.

Kai

That's the least of our problems.

Yeah. I don't think I'm gonna be sleeping much.

Zane

If you are certain, I will take a bunk.

Huh?

Jay

How can you be so calm about this?!

Lloyd

You know full well he turned off his emotion meter, Jay.

Jay

Well, it’d be nice to get a human reaction once in a while!

Zane

If it would make you feel better, I can switch it on again and react appropriately.

Kai

It might, actually.

[turns it back off] Not helping.

Dareth! I knew it was you!

Lloyd

I thought you said you had one last strategy, Dareth.

Dareth

This is it! A strategy called breaking you out!

Kai

Please tell me you brought a change of clothes!

Dareth

Sure did! It's in a box behind the seat. Complements of P.I.X.A.L.. I have no idea how she makes this stuff so fast!

Fugi-Dove

Did you bring one for me, Dareth?

Jay

What are you doing here?

Fugi-Dove

You're new at being a criminal. You'll need my criminal guidance if you have any hope of succeeding in your criminal plot!

Jay

Would you stop saying criminal?!

You're not the Crystal King?

I am merely his herald. I prepare the way, I do his bidding.

Like a servant?

You should watch your tone, Vangelis. You have me to thank for those shiny new wings. Or perhaps you'd rather reconsider and have us send you back to where we found you?

What does this Crystal King want from us?

He will reveal his plan in time. But this, is not the time. Unfortunately, it seems we have an imposter among us.

Pythor

What?! Where!?

Lloyd

[dressed as the Mechanic, visibly nervous] Who?

[points at Vangelis] It's you!

How DARE you?!

You're the only one wearing a mask!

Are you blind?! [points at Mr. F] So is he!