Zane quotes from Ninjago

Zane

Borg may have created the Digiverse with good intentions, it was taken over by the Digital Over-Over-Over-Over—

Nya

It looks like the corrupted code spread to this memory.

Jay

Maybe some of these pictures are traps.

Kai

Now you say something.

Jay

It's a Zane puzzle, so Zane's picture has gotta be a safe move.

Kai

You know, sometimes I forget that Zane isn't human.

Jay

Really? Heh! Because he's covered in metal, you know.

Nya

The corrupted code seems confined to Zane's secondary systems for now. I can temporarily reroute his memory functions through the Samurai X Computer to buy you some time, but not much.

Kai

That means if we don't solve these puzzles soon, Zane might lose control...for good.

Nya

What's the next puzzle?

Jay

Ooh! It's a riddle! Lucky for you guys, I'm even better at riddles than I am at puzzles. Haha. "Feed me and I grow, always hungry. Give me something to drink and I die, always angry".

Kai

That sounds like it could be Fire. These symbols must be the possible answers! Look, there's a tiny flame!

Nya

Careful. One wrong answer could break down the rest of Zane's security system.

Jay

Lightning bolt, drop of Water, Smoke— Ew! Is that a foot?

Zane

The foot symbol denotes Speed. This appears to be a puzzle about the Elemental Masters.

Kai

Some of those aren't even on this puzzle! The answer is Fire, guys. Fire!

Zane

Kai's impatience gives me an idea. Perhaps we should consider the Elemental Masters as a whole rather than as individuals. What did they desire? What did they accomplish?

Kai

How is that—

Jay

Well, they ended the Serpentine War, and they stopped Krux and Acronix from taking over the world.

Nya

They gave their powers to the next generation of Elemental Masters.

Jay

That's right. We're the Elemental Masters now. And you know what I just realized? "Feed me and I grow, always hungry." But we all like to eat. "Give me something to drink and I die, always angry." But only one of us is angry all the time and can't swim. [realizes] It's Kai. The answer must be Fire!

Kai

Wha— That— What?

Zane

I have been running logic scenarios since we began the puzzle, and Fire is a 99.9 percent match.

Kai

What?

Nya

That's three votes for Fire. Me, Jay, and Zane.

Kai

What!? Ugh!

Zane

We did it! The answer was Fire.

Kai

The answer was never not Fire!

Jay

I just wanted to be sure.

Zane, Master Lloyd requires Kai and your attention in Ninjago City.

Zane

Is it serious?

It appears so. Did I catch you at a bad time?

Kai

Zane, a little help?

Hot off the press. The Mechanic is back, Ninjago.

Kai

Ugh, whoever said "Fight fire with fire" didn't know what they're talking about.

Zane

We will be there shortly.

Watch out for the crossfire!

Kai

Hey! You're stealing my lines!

Zane

[freezes the Mechanic] Who likes ice cream? I do! How was that for a last line, Kai? Can we leave now?

Kai

[also frozen] Needs a little work. Gonna have to give me a minute to thaw though. Heh.

Kai

[sees Lloyd] Hey, there he is. You're late.

Zane

Kai was late too, if it is any consolation.

Lloyd

Thanks for meeting me here. It's been a while since we've all been under one roof. [Nya giggles and Cole nudges Jay] What?

Jay

Are we gonna talk about it?

Lloyd

Talk about what?

Your voice, it's—

Zane

[deep voice] Lower.

Kai

Sounds like our little ninja's growing up.

Nya

I don't like this one bit. If the Royal Family likes their privacy, why give such a public speech?

Jay

I think it's nice. They're reaching out to the people.

Kai

Why all the hate, sis? You just don't like getting gussied up.

Nya

All that gold and glitter is for show. The Royal Family are figure heads. They don't have any real power, what purpose do they have?

Zane

Their purpose is to be protected, as do all of our traditions. I believe Master Lloyd has spotted something of interest.

Kai

Looks like he's got an eye for the Princess.

Jay

I guess green is her favorite color.

Lloyd

You do know I can hear you, right?

While you are in our service, you have full access to the complimentary royal buffet. Anything you want is at your disposal. Exotic fruits, assorted vegetables, scones, and all-you-can-eat cake.

Ah, thank you, but I gave up sweets. My body is a temple.

Jay

Ever since Master Wu went missing, Cole has been a real party pooper.

Zane

[confused] Party pooper?

Jay

I'll explain later.

Zane

Can we discuss now what is a "party pooper"?

Jay's upset I'm the responsible one. With Master Wu gone, someone has to keep us in check.

Zane

In that case, you are correct. You are responsible. It is nice to have a pooper at the party.

Ninja. Hmph. What do you two want?

Zane

Luke Cunningham.

Otherwise known as the Man in the White Mask.

Zane

We would like some information regarding who you work for, Luke.

Well, I'd like a pepperoni pizza and some chocolate ice cream, but it ain't gonna happen.

We don't have that, but we do have a cup of hot tea that could warm you up.

I ain't thirsty.

[drinks tea] Mm, it really warms me up. Sometimes a cup of hot tea just hits the spot.

Like I said, I ain't talkin'.

Drink it!

No!

Oh, don't you get it? If you don't drink the Tea of Truth, we won't get answers! [realizes what he just said] Oh... [covers his mouth]

[looks to his tea then to Cole] You trying to trick me?

Zane

Cole, I think you drank the wrong cup!

I see that now. [gives the Tea of Truth to Zane] But in full disclosure, I'm trying my best to look like I didn't. It's not working, isn't it?

Ha! So you can't lie, huh? Oh! You pee in the swimming pool?

Oh course! Who doesn't- [covers mouth]

Heh! Where are you hiding the Princess?

Oh, the Destiny's Bounty in a cove off Hollow's Bluff- [covers his mouth again] But tomorrow we'll be at the village of Stiix.

Zane

You're giving away our secrets!

I can't lie!

What sort of power does the Green Ninja have?

It's some kind of energy, or green light. I dunno, like, all our Elemental Powers rolled into one. Who can say? Zane! Knock me out! Do something!

[laughs] Wait till the gang at Laughy's hears about this.

Zane

"Laughy's"? You mean the karaoke club on the south side?

[stops laughing] Oh...

Haha! Who's the sucker now? Good thing I didn't tell him about my fear of singing. Oh, Zane, can we please get out of here?

Zane, may I ask you something?

Zane

You have half my heart. You can ask me anything.

Was I more... useful... inside the computer?

Zane

What sort of question is that?

You can be honest with me, because I want to be a useful member of the team, but I would prefer not to return to the computer. I like having a body, but if you require my assistance in your headset-

Zane

The choice has always been yours, P.I.X.A.L.. And I for one like seeing you like this.

Nya

Remember how I didn't care for her at first? Then she won me over with all that girl talk, and we started to really get to know each other? Well, now I hate her!

Zane

Don't even think about it.

Kai

This can end one of two ways: either you hand the masks over peacefully—

Jay

I don't even have to know the rest of the choices. I like that one.

Harumi

Or what?

Kai

Or we'll have to get all ninja up on ya.

Harumi

What does that even mean?

Kai

I don't know. I was improvising. Usually Lloyd does the talking. But he isn't here. B— WHERE'S LLOYD?!

Did anybody get some FIZZ?! ATTACK!

Harumi

(flabbergasted) How?!

Nya

Commissioner!

So good to see you.

Kai

There's no time to lose.

Sorry to barge in, but it's really quite urgent.

Zane

We have to vacate the city.

Jay

We need weapons, lots and lots and lots of weapons.

Crabby!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One at a time. Just shoot it to me straight: what's gonna do me in?

Pardon? Do you in?

Every time something bad happens to the city, first thing they do is can the police commissioner. So what is it this time? Subterranean mutant insects? Indomitable flesh-eating zombies? A pirate genie?

Pirate genie?

Yes, why not? Anything can happen in this crazy town.

Kai

[finds foil under the Bounty's debris] Foil. I found foil! Ah! Yes! We have foil!

Zane

[grunts as he sets up a radio] Okay, let's see if it works.

Say we're lucky enough to reach someone in Ninjago. After everything that's happened, is there even a home to go back to?

Kai

One way to find out. Here goes nothing. [flips a switch on the radio]

Zane

And that sounds like nothing.

Kai

Ugh, we're never getting home!

Jay

[calmly] So it doesn't work. I'm telling you guys, I've been feeling so much better now that I've accepted our situation. This is our new home.

You don't sound like yourself, Jay.

Jay

I'm just saying you don't have to freak out about it. Heh. It could be worse.

Kai

Worse? Worse!? A strange tea lady just marooned us in the Realm of Oni and Dragon. A realm, mind you, we know nothing about, with no hope of getting home, and no clue as to what else is out there!

Jay

Uh, Oni and Dragons, duh?

Sure, Jay. We've all seen Dragons. But aren't you the least bit concerned about coming across an Oni? I mean, we hardly know anything about them.

Zane

Except that they like to destroy, and Master Wu is part Oni.

Kai

No sign of Cole, or Wu for that matter. So, whatcha doin', Jay?

Jay

[playing a "game" on a piece of wood] It's my new video game console. I built it myself.

Kai

Uh-huh. [to Zane] Is it working?

Zane

It's working!

Kai

Really? Jay, do you believe it?

Jay

Ain't no video game console with unlimited plays.

Iron Baron

They are Masters of Elements! A week's rations for the Hunter who brings them to me in chains!

Kai

I count ten.

Zane

There are fifteen.

Kai

Yeah, well, you were always better with math. You with us, Jay?

Jay

We're totally outnumbered. They have weapons and we don't, I haven't eaten all day, not to mention showered in a week. Do you see there are kids in this audience? This level of violence is far too much for them to handle, let alone me!

Zane

He's back to normal.