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Zane quotes from Ninjago

Played by Brent Miller · 127 quotes · page 4 of 9

Zane

Played by Brent Miller

Ninjago · 360 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Ninjago: in 127 of its 360 quotes
Most scenes with: Kai (99), Jay (96), Cole (80)

Scenes with Zane 125

ZBZane/Betty

Once we're inside, what do we do?

CSCyrus/Superintendent Chalmers

Put simply, reboot the system. All source code travels through the heart of the mainframe. Follow it and you'll find a glowing activation port. The Techno Blades are the keys to activate the reboot and erase all corruption from the system.

KTKai/Tag

Uh, can you put it more simply?

CRCole/Roly

Look for a big bright light, airhead, then put your weapon in it.

KTKai/Tag

Okay, got it. I can do that. [realizes what Cole just called him] Hey! I am not an airhead!

CSCyrus/Superintendent Chalmers

Remember, I wrote the code, but he controls it. His turf, his rules. I'll do my best to keep you hidden from here, but the longer you go unnoticed, the better chance you have to succeed.

KTKai/Tag

[notices that Zane is now wearing gold] What? Zane, you're gold.

ZBZane/Betty

Exactly. Even in the darkness, we have the choice to reflect the light.

[The ninja are inside Arcturus in space]

JHJay/Happy

[floating around in the ship] Is this the greatest thing ever or what?

KTKai/Tag

Where are you? We're trapped in space and you... where did you go?

JHJay/Happy

Guys, we're in space. I thought this is stuff only Fritz Donnegan gets to enjoy.

LBLloyd/Bart

Fritz is from a comic book, dude. This is real!

JHJay/Happy

Well, you got me hooked on the character. Would you lighten up and not step on your dreams of being a real Starfarer just yet?

LBLloyd/Bart

We have to find a way to take control of the ship. If they get the Golden Weapons back to the Overlord, Ninjago doesn't stand much of a chance. [Kai accidentally bumps into him] Whoa!

KTKai/Tag

But there's no access to the rest of the ship. The only way out is through the same airlock we came in.

ZBZane/Betty

And if my memory banks serve correct, space has a way of taking one's breath away, in the negative sense.

CRCole/Roly

No one happens to have a build-your-own-rocket-kit handy, do they?

LBLloyd/Bart

[gets an idea] Whoa, that's it!

JHJay/Happy

You have a build-your-own-rocket-kit?

LBLloyd/Bart

No, but we can make one. Arcturus may not fly, but she'll give us all the metal we need. And Zane knows this solar system better than anyone.

ZBZane/Betty

And Kai's Fire could weld the missing parts.

KTKai/Tag

Cole's manpower could do all the heavy lifting.

CRCole/Roly

Jay has enough electricity and nerd knowledge to make a halfway believable spacecraft.

JHJay/Happy

Haha. [realizes what Cole just said] Hey! Hey, this could actually work.

LBLloyd/Bart

He's not letting go!

JHJay/Happy

His heart! It's reaching critical mass!

CRCole/Roly

If his heart overloads, he'll blow! He'll never survive!

KTKai/Tag

Let go of him, Zane! What is he doing?!

WDWu/Duggee

He's protecting us!

ZBZane/Betty

I am a Nindroid, and ninja never quit. Go, ninja. GO! [blasts his ice powers on the Overlord]

OTOverlord/Tucker Halpern

What are you doing?! LET ME GO, YOU FOOL!

JHJay/Happy

No, Zane! NO!

WDWu/Duggee

We have to get out of here, now!

Zane!

Zane

Cole? You've returned.

[frees Zane] Of course I did. I made a promise. Now come here, you shiny new tin can. [hugs Zane] Can you feel the love?

Zane

No. But the longer we stand here, the shorter time we have to escape.

Ha! You know you were always the smart one. Let's go.

Zane

Hurry, the exit is just around the bend.

You go. I can't. A ninja doesn't save himself. He protects those who can't protect themselves. I have to go back. I have to go back and save them all.

Zane

And a ninja never leaves another ninja's side.

We'll get off this island one day, Zane. But it's either all of us or none of us.

Okay, so maybe rolling ourselves up into giant egg rolls isn't the best plan. Anyone else have another idea?

Karlof used to be aeronautical engineer back in Metalonia. Work on Roto Jets. Just one could take out entire army.

Oh, great idea. But two things, we don't have a Roto Jet, and what good is a jet if we're UNDERGROUND?!

[on the conveyor belt] Okay, don't mind me, carry on whatever important business you're all doing.

Sure, we were only using that to hatch our escape. Dareth, what are you doing?

Well, if there isn't a machine that makes puffy potstickers, by golly, I'm gonna make one.

Zane

That's it! Dareth, you've solved it.

How are puffy potstickers gonna help us?

Zane

We'll use machine parts to build the Roto Jet. Karlof, do you still remember the schematics of it?

Of course.

Zane

Then it's set. Karlof and I will create a blueprint. Everyone else, find parts.

But… we're… underground!

To the Anacondrai, the greatest warriors of their time.

Yeah. Now it's our turn to make our ancestors proud.

Because we're proud of those who were here before us to show us the way. Goodbye, Father.

His loss will affect us all.

Not his loss, his life. He made us stronger, and he brought us together.

I am Lloyd Garmadon, son of Lord Garmadon.

Student of Sensei Garmadon.

He made me who I am today. He was my father. He was my adversary. But in the end, he was my friend.

Zane

Because of him, we will live to see tomorrow.

And for every tomorrow, we'll live to honor him.

[Lloyd throws the book in the fire]

And because of him, we'll be ready for whatever comes next.

Skeletons, Snakes, Nindroids, and Anacondrai wannabes. If they can't stop us, what can?

That's for tomorrow to decide. Today, we say goodbye to a legend.

[The ninja are flying on their Elemental Dragons looking for a mutant Fangfish over the Endless Sea]

Getting ahead of yourself, Kai? Heh, I'm leading this charge.

[gets splashed with water by Lloyd] Aah!

[laughs] That's one way to cool off a hothead.

Hey, no one messes up my hair! [splashes water]

[Zane spits and coughs up water]

You okay there, Zane?

Zane

Affirmative. It'll take more than a little water to take me out.

[sees the Fangfish] Oh, what about a big fish? Incoming!

Zane

Oh, no!

There he blows!

Based on its weight and size, this is the mutant Fangfish terrorizing the coastal village and depleting their food source.

Zane

P.I.X.A.L. says this is the one.

And now that he's taken the bait, let's reel him in and get him to the aquarium.

Let me guess, Kai, you caught one that big once?

Heck no. He was twice the size. [the Fangfish lunges at him] Whoa!

He's almost as hungry as you, Cole.

And twice as ugly as you, Jay.

It's time for the catch of the day. In line formation!

[They line up their dragons]

It's right behind us!

Now!

[They split up, making the fish land in a boat, and the ninja cheer]

Now that's what I call hook, line, and stinker!

[In Ninjago City, the ninja are trying to sell fliers for Steep Wisdom]

Uh, Steep Wisdom. Enlightenment in a cup!

WWoman

Steep Wisdom? Never heard of it.

Best little tea shop in Ninjago.

Zane

First cup is free, with a flier.

Take... Why won't you take the flier? Just take the flier! [sighs]

[groans] I see no one else is having any luck.

Oh, it's as if they think I'm passing out a communicable disease. I mean, sure, I have a cold sore, but it's hardly contagious.

Aah! [he and the other ninja back away]

What? What?

I need ink and parchment to make an imprint to see what's on the staff.

Zane

Kai and I will take you to our quarters, while Jay and Cole will keep him busy.

Oh, that's honorable of you to nominate us.

Yeah, we didn't fare so hot last time. Why is it that you get off with the easy task?

Zane

Because I'm the intelligent one.

[The ninja are riding to Stiix in the desert]

JCJay, Cole, and Zane

[singing] 92,898 bottles of tea on the wall, 92,898 bottles of tea, you take one down and pass it around, 92,8-

Enough! I'm really thirsty, so we don't need to keep singing about tea!

Ho, ho! Someone should've had their breakfast.

Ugh, we've been following the sun for hours. We should've arrived at Stiix already.

Zane

But Stiix is on the eastern coast. We should be riding away from the sun.

Why are you just telling us now?!

Zane

Because Kai wanted to lead.

Great! We're officially lost! You know, we had a leg up, but nooo, Kai wanted to lead!

I swear, my gut says we should be following the sun.

Ugh, you're arguing with a Nindroid. He's a walking computer. Why is it when Lloyd's gone, we look to Kai? We should really be following Zane.

You know, he is the most logical choice.

Well, I still think it's that way. And when I learn Airjitzu first, we'll see who's right. [his Walloper starts following the others] Hey, no, this way! Ugh! [his Walloper doesn’t listen] Ugh, fine, we'll follow Zane.

[Zane sees something up ahead and speeds up on his Walloper]

He's already found something. Let's go. [they see train tracks] Train tracks.

Zane

They lead straight to Stiix.

Hey, you hear that, Kai? They lead to Stiix. We follow Zane and look what happens.

But Sensei said the path we seek is never a straight line.

Zane

He also said to rely on each other to guide.

Yeah, Kai. Pfft.

JCJay, Cole, and Zane

[continue singing] 92,897 bottles of tea on the wall, 92,897 bottles of tea, you take one down…

[Nightfall]

NNinja

[finishing their song, Kai having joined in] …it around, no more bottles of tea on the wall! [all laugh]

Zane

That was enjoyable! Let's do it again.

JCJay, Cole and Kai

No! [laugh]

WWrayth

You think a train can stop a Ghost? Your world will pay dearly when Morro finds the tomb. And when he does, he will take possession of the—

[He pulls on his chain, splashing himself with water and dissolving]

What, uh, what just happened?

Zane

He went... ka-blooey.

Yeah, but he was just gonna tell us what was in the tomb. Couldn't it have waited another second?

We may not know what's in the tomb, but we do know one thing: how to stop a Ghost.

CJCole, Jay and Zane

Water?

Zane

Unusual. I guess it's true. The path we seek is never a straight line.

Uh, speaking of straight lines, if that train's heading to Stiix, wouldn't it be faster if we...

AAll

[chase the train] Hey! Wait for us! Slow down! Slow down!

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