First, I'll stomp on his tail. Then when he turns, a thunder clap to his ears. Then when he's stunned, I'll disarm him.
CCole
Too late, he's already hypnotized you and now you're under his control.
Or he's already put you in a squeeze.
Or spit on you with his hallucinatory venom. Trust me, bad stuff.
[groans] Uncle, what's the best way to stun a Serpentine if you don't know what kind they are?
Sadly, it was the Sacred Flute you four carelessly lost.
Hey, no, no, no, we didn't lose it, Pythor stole it.
Whatever the case, without it, I fear we have nothing to combat their powers. We may have prevented them from uniting in the past, but they will try again, and one day they will be stronger.
CCole
Don't worry, Sensei. I've almost reached my Full Potential, and when I become the Green Ninja, we're not gonna need any magic flute.
You're gonna be the Green Ninja? Hahaha, don't make me laugh.
I thought it was decided that I was destined to become the Green Ninja.
Oh, the only thing decided about you, Zane, is that you're weird.
[The ninja start arguing]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's in the box?
[The ninja stop arguing and gasp in excitement at seeing their new suits]
Whoa! They've got, like, armor!
I love the gold highlights!
The material is really light and breathable.
[upset] Oh, nothing for me?
Um, you get, uh, the box.
CCole
You okay? [Zane sighs and looks at the blueprint] Hey, what...
[Zane opens his chest to reveal a control panel, making the others scream in shock]
All this time, and I never knew.
Uh, guess this explains why you're always acting so weird. Right?
The reason I never had a sense of humor was because my funny switch wasn't on. [turns on his funny switch and starts dancing and singing] Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello, my ragtime gal, send me a kiss by wire.
[Jay laughs as Zane turns off his funny switch and sighs sadly]
CCole
Uh, it just makes you more special. You're still the same Zane. Just more, uh… gears.
No matter what you're made of, you're still our brother.
CCole
In fact, I bet it even makes you an even better ninja.
Yeah, and how cool is it that I can honestly say "My brother is a Nindroid"?
[to the Treehorn Queen] You will not hurt my friends! There is nothing that will hold me back! [starts to unlock his True Potential, turning light blue] I know who I am!
What's happening to him? Was he programmed to do that?
I've never seen a robot do that.
CCole
Zane's unlocked his True Potential.
[Zane uses his Ice to freeze the queen and falls to the ground]
You should've seen yourself.
CCole
Heh, I've never seen anything like it.
This must be what Sensei meant by unlocking our hearts. I remember now. I remember everything. I remember my father and how he cared for me. I remember where I came from. And I feel stronger for knowing.
CCole
I'm so jealous. His powers are so cool.
We have our very own Nindroid.
[They all cheer]
Watch out, Pythor. We're coming to get you.
[Kai, Cole and Zane arrive to confront the Serpentine]
CCole
Really? That's the best you got?
I couldn't think of anything on the fly.
CCole
How about "Time to burn" or "Jump on this fire ride?"
Well, next time, you lead.
Oh, yeah? If you can catch up.
CCole
Oh, come on. You gotta follow my lead.
They got the first one, but there are three more, and we just need one to stop Pythor. They have a map, and we don't, so they question remains: how are we gonna find them first?
I still can't get over the fact that you were the mysterious Samurai. Is anyone else blown away like I am?
We're over that. Can we move on?
Someone's a little hot under the collar.
It appears his impatience is because he has not found inner peace and unlocked his full potential like you and I have, Jay.
Great observation, Mr. Roboto, but Cole hasn't found it either.
You've unlocked it!? Oh, why am I the only one!?
CCole
No, I figured out where I recognized the Fangblade from. I have a picture of it.
Oh, haha, is that it? Heh. Good.
LLou
Okay, from the top. Five, six, seven, eight. [plays some piano keys]
Shake it till you break it!
Move it till you lose it!
CCole
Spin it till you win it!
LLou
[stops playing] Stop, stop! Ugh. If my ears weren't attached to my head, they'd be running away! Kai, love the energy, hate the hair. [hits Kai on the head with his cane]
LLou
Jay, you're giving a lot, but I need more! Zane, you're like a machine. Don't change anything. And Cole, try to act like you wanna be here.
[whispering to Kai] He's worse than Sensei Wu!
[wearing the Green Ninja suit] FIRE! Unlock Fire! Uh, Fire go! Shoot flames! Oh, come on, everyone else can do it. So can you. BRING HEAT!
[The other ninja see him and laugh]
CCole
Very nice. Perhaps if you tried the phrase "Fire dork," maybe it might work.
[removes the mask] How long have you all been watching?
The Green Ninja suit. That's awesome!
Well, I was looking for some kind of clue from Sensei and then I found this.
But you know only he who is foretold to face Lord Garmadon is destined to be the Green Ninja, and only he should wear the Green Ninja outfit. So Sensei would most likely be very—
I know, I know. But I thought if I just tried it on, it might help me see my True Potential. It's not fair that you guys have unlocked your cool powers and I still haven't.
Dad? Why do you have four arms?
CCole
He's gonna be okay.
[Everyone cheers]
But how did you survive? How did you discover the key to unlocking your powers?
I knew when I had to make a choice. I wanted the Fangblade so badly, to prove I was good enough to become the Green Ninja. But then I figured it out: all of my training to become the best ninja wasn't in preparation to become the Green Ninja. It was... to protect him.
[He looks at Lloyd while everyone else realizes what he means]
What? What is everybody looking at me for?
[She, Kai and Cole bring the weapons in front of Lloyd, and they react by levitating and emitting green lightning]
Lloyd is the Green Ninja. I had thought it would be one of you, but it was him the whole time. It all makes sense. Not only have you four been chosen to protect the Golden Weapons, but also to protect the Chosen One.
[realizes something] That means...
The battle lines have been drawn, brother. Sadly, our family has only become more divided. Brother versus brother, and now, son versus father.
Hehe, this is heavy and all, but whatever happened to the FANGBLADE?!
[In Ninjago City, Spitta is being chased by the ninja]
[The ninja surround him and hold him at weapon-point]
Thought you could joyride through town and not be noticed, eh? Where's the last Fangblade?
SSpitta
I don't know what you're talking about.
You know what it is. The fourth Fangblade. When Pythor finds them all, he plans to unleash the Great Devourer.
SSpitta
Oh, that Fangblade. Haha, you're too late. Pythor's already there now. He's probably already digging it up. If I were you, I'd start preparing for the worst, because when the Great Devourer is awakened, there will be nothing it won't consume!
Won't that mean it'll consume you too?
SSpitta
Ah! Please, you have to stop him. That snake is crazy. I don't wanna unleash the Great Devourer. I'm a snake, not food!
Is it really too late to stop Pythor from getting the last Fangblade?
SSpitta
You're days behind him. There's gotta be something else you can do!
Oh, that was too intense. All that action makes you so thirsty.
There's no time to rest. We need to warn people before it becomes bigger.
Bigger? Bigger!? That thing in one big bite crushed our entire ship! We need to save as many as we can. Uh, uh, we'll find some kind of refuge, somewhere safe to hide. Ooh, the Serpentine Tombs. Yeah, they're underground. Sure, we'll be without sunlight for months, but they're perfect.
CCole
And what, just give up?
You know as well as I do, we have no chance at stopping that thing!
Hey, stop it! Listen to yourselves. Is this what Sensei Wu would've wanted? Us fighting? Running and hiding? Giving up?
But he's not here anymore.
But his teachings live on. Sensei once told me it's not the size of a ninja in a fight, it's the size of the fight in the ninja. All this training, all of these battles we've had with skeletons and Serpentine. We've persevered through so much, we can't just give up now. A ninja never admits defeat, a ninja always picks himself up when he's down. Which is exactly what Sensei Wu would want us to do right now.
But how do we destroy a snake of that magnitude?
Yeah, it's not like we have an extra Sacred Flute lying around to charm it. Or wait, haha, how about one of our awesome Dragons? Oh, I forgot, they took off and left us high and dry. Or, hey, what about our Golden Weapons? Which will do nothing against a snake that size. Heh, oh, we are so hooped.
CCole
Ah, Jay's right, we would need a weapon so big.
Or an idea that's even bigger! Ha! Jay, you're a genius! You thinking what I'm thinking?
Probably not, but go ahead.
There's no time. I'll fill you guys in on the way.
We're going to destroy that snake once and for all.
CCole
[with his feet in water] My feet... I can't feel my feet.
[tired and battered] There was so many of them. And they wouldn't stop.
[putting oil in his gears] My gears locked up several times. I didn't even know my gears could lock up.
[groans] I don't even have enough energy to play video games.
Oh, but I thought you were going to train me when you got home.
CCole
Sorry, champ, but we can't until we make rent. How close are we, Jay?
[checks the jar] Is this jar getting bigger? We're not even close!
And our rent is due tomorrow.
CCole
I can pull a double shift.
Maybe I can sling a few more pizza pies.
And maybe I can make a little extra if I do the human piñata… [the others stare at him] Ugh, don't ask.
CCole
Great, then our priorities are set. Tomorrow, we make rent.
CCole
How about you help out and fetch me some more ice, huh?
[As Kai is about to blow a balloon, he sees the police rushing to the bank]
Trouble? Sounds like they need me.
[He's about to leave, but the mom stops him]
MMother
Not so fast! I still have you for another hour.
Uh, but the bank, people are in danger!
MMother
Not until my son is done playing! [sees that Kai has now left, now holding the balloons] Huh! YOU'RE FIRED!
[Ninjago restaurant]
FFather
It's true, at the bank. I heard they stole all their money, and no one's doing anything about it!
[accidentally drops an egg on a child's head while distracted, causing him to start crying] Uh, uh, I'm sorry!
[his skin falls off] It must be my hard drive overheating... I mean, never mind. I'm going! [leaves]
[Kai and Zane reach the Ninjago bank]
CCole
[trying to convince the bank owner] I'll make it up to you, I swear.
BOBank Owner
Hmmm, no. Why don't you go home and get a good night's rest, and go ahead and sleep in. In fact, sleep in all day for all I care, BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!
[sighs in disappointment] Looks like we're all in the same boat.
CCole
That's okay, I hated that job anyway.
You're becoming stronger, son, but you'll never be strong enough to defeat me. Give up, before it's too late. [Lloyd looks at the ninja before looking back at him, and stands by his friends] Have it your way. Another day, ninja. Another day!
Ah, great. Lord Garmadon is back, and now he's got our ship.
CCole
Well, at least we've got this little guy.
[The ninja wake up in a room full of teachers in captivity]
NNoble
Thank goodness you're here!
What happened? Where's Lloyd? And who are all of you?
WWoman
We're the teachers, and we've all been taken prisoner. We've tried to teach the boys how to be good, but they overthrew us. They're monsters!
But I thought Lloyd was getting an honorary degree.
NNoble
Oh, that was the boys' trick to lure Lloyd here and convince him to be their leader.
CCole
What? There's not gonna be CAKE?!
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