FFenwick
In this realm, we strive for greater understanding and let go of distractions. There is no television, no video games—
JayNo video games? Hmph, not impressed.
[pirate accent] It appears all any lad does here be writing.
FFenwick
That is because here, our words matter. You see, in Cloud Kingdom, we are the Writers of Destiny. It was here that it was decided that Lloyd should be the Green Ninja. And just now, that Zane should find his voice again.
[voice now back to normal] I sense my vocal pattern has returned without any repairs.
Jay
Ugh, he doesn't talk like a pirate anymore.
NNobu
Fenwick's convinced there's no way to stop the Queen of the Cursed, so he's agreed to help Morro only to help himself. But he doesn't know you've escaped. You have to get the Sword of Sanctuary, or else Morro will have too big of an advantage.
NNobu
The tallest tower. But you must hurry, they're already headed there.
Guess there's no time to take the stairs. You thinking what I'm thinking?
KCKai, Cole and Zane
Airjitzu!
Jay
Cyclondo! [groans] Why isn't it catching on?
We're almost to the Tomb of the First Spinjitzu Master.
Yeah, can't believe we're almost there after all we've been through.
I can't believe I'm underwater.
You? What about me? Just how thick is this glass?
[on screen] We're heading to your location now. With Morro already ahead of you and able to foresee the traps protecting the tomb with the Sword of Sanctuary, it's going to be up to you four to find the Realm Crystal before he does.
Jay
Hehe, Cole's a Ghost, Kai can't swim, we have no magical sword or Elemental Powers. [laughs nervously] What could go wrong?
[After no more traps are active, the ninja are each standing on a tile]
I can make it. It's just a hop, skip, and a jump. [tries to use Airjitzu, but the tiles under him fall; crawls back]
But what else comes with a hop, skip, and a jump? You trigger one more trap, I don't know how much more we can take.
Jay
The clue clearly said this is a test a Spinjitzu master cannot do. So… [shouting] WHY ARE WE NOT LISTENING TO THE CLUE?!
Shouldn't we be going to Stiix? The longer we wait, the worse it'll get.
Jay
On what? Magic tea that will make us invincible? Give us special powers? Is it gonna give us four arms?
Sadly, no magical tea today. I had to sell the rest of the merchandise along with everything else.
What? You sold your business? But that was for your retirement.
[Cyrus Borg arrives]
While we were away, I had Borg use the money from the tea farm to create us some new toys to balance the scales. They are expensive, you know.
It's been so long, I hardly recognize any of you. Lloyd looks older. I see a Water Ninja. A titanium Nindroid. Cole is a...a ghost? Huh. Jay looks shorter. And then there's Kai.
Jay
Hey, what do you mean I look shorter?
[sees Nya] Oh, hey, sweetheart. Mind sticking around for a segment to teach girls how to apply makeup?
[angered] You're gonna need makeup when I rearrange your face! [walks over to punch Dareth]
Jay
[holds Nya back] Easy! [to Dareth] Nya's one of us now, there's no reason she should be treated differently.
No reason? You added a girl to the group. You know how much that hurts your image? You're a boy band, a hunk machine!
No, we're equals. Our power comes from no one being more important than the other.
Important? No. Irresistible... uh, debatable. [winks at fangirls at the doorway]
[chuckles] I don't tell you how to do your business, don't tell me how to do mine. Remember how every time you save Ninjago no one cared? Well, now Dareth's in charge and Dareth says don't change the recipe. You boys are the face of the franchise, and now the face of Teen Idol!
[He brings out a magazine with Lloyd on it and Jay and Cole on each side on a heart with Nya in it]
[reads the title] "Sensei Lloyd"? But I'm only a Sensei-in-training.
And what's this about me and Jay still fighting over Nya? That's old news.
Who cares if it's real or not? Isn't this what you've always dreamed of? You're the hottest thing in Ninjago!
Ah, Minidroid Chess. So what's the tally now? A hundred games to none? [laughs]
Jay
Set them up, Zane. We're going again. [to Cole] What's got you so cheery?
Remember back in the Tomb of the First Spinjitzu Master, when we all saw the reflection of our future selves?
Jay
You mean when you couldn't see anything?
Yeah, it wasn't because I'm a goner, it's because I can disappear!
Jay
Oh, then why don't you make like a ghost and vanish? I need full concentration.
Oh, touchy, are we? Teach him a lesson, Zane. [laughs and walks away, whistling]
[The ninja visit Lil' Nelson at the hospital]
As a part of the Grant-A-Wish Foundation, we dub you an Honorary Ninja for the Day.
NNelson
Could you stay to sign their casts?
Aw, I wish we could, but duty calls.
[looks out the window] Uh, not sure how far we'll get. Looks like we've got company.
Jay
[looks out the window and sees their fans] How'd they find us?
[on his phone] Reply. Of course I'm at the hospital. My hair is sick. Haha. Send.
Are you sending out a Chirp?
Uh, my followers have needs too.
[Cole and Jay arrive at Mega Monster Amusement Park]
Looks like Mega Monster Amusement Park shut down after it became a crime scene. Come on, let's go check out the roller coaster. That's where Zane was framed.
Jay
Ah, this place gives me so many fond memories. [gasps] It's here I found my True Potential. Oh, and over there is where Nya and I went on our first date. I bet one day she and I will laugh about all this. [laughs, then sees Cole staring at him] Uh, I mean, why would she laugh at that? She hates me. It's not like I'd expect anything to suddenly change between her and I. Where is that roller coaster?
The only thing this place gives me is the creeps. Let's not stick around any longer than we need to. [sees the roller coaster] There it is. Just what kind of clues are we looking for? It's not like there are any witnesses around to tell us what they saw.
Jay
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
[He uses his powers to turn on some monitors]
Ha, it's practically a visual timeline of the events that day. Jay, you're a genius.
Jay
Like I said, it's where I found my True Potential.
[sees Nadakhan in one of the pictures] There, that's our guy.
Jay
These pictures were taken seconds after each other.
That means that guy is Zane.
Jay
[gasps in realization] You mean—
The Djinn can shape-shift. He could be anybody! [Jay passes his hand through him] Seriously?
[Dareth visits the ninja at Kryptarium Prison]
What are you doing to get us out of here!?
This is no place for a Nindroid!
I don't look good in stripes!
Jay
They're all so mean! Help us! You have to help us!
Shh. While we're stuck in here, the Djinn is out there.
I know, I'm doing everything I can. Borg wanted me to let you know that the Djinn broke into Hiroshi's Labyrinth Stronghold and took the Realm Crystal. The good news is everything else is accounted for. The bad news is the Djinn may now have his old crew back.
You have to get us out of here, Dareth. You're our manager. What are you doing to manage this?
[whispering] Did you get the cake? I baked some tools in it for you to cut through the bars.
Jay
Cake? We didn’t get any cake.
Uh, how was I supposed to know there was something in it? I just thought it was crunchy.
Jay
You ate our only way out?!
Well, looks like you’re on your own. Be strong, little ninja.
What do you mean on our own?
Jay
You're not leaving us in here!
[walks to the Warden] If anything happens to them in here, you'll have to answer to the Brown Ninja.
WWarden
If there's a Brown Ninja out there, maybe he belongs in here too.
Uh, I'll give him the message. Gotta go. [leaves]
[The ninja are crossing a bridge]
The Tiger Widow's den should be just up ahead. Watch your step.
You don't have to tell me twice.
Jay
[sighs] Just how am I supposed to extract this dangerous venom? Can I ask it nicely?
Well, maybe if Zane hadn't been captured, we would have a Nindroid around to tell you.
Jay
Ooh, that's a low blow. I mean, do we know anything about this Tiger Widow, other than it was named to strike terror in the hearts of men?
Zane told me it's the last of its species. So it sounds like you've only got one chance at this. But I'm sure you'll be just fine— What are you doing now?
Jay
[on what seems to be a hammock] Resting my feet on this hammock. We've been walking for miles. If I have to face this thing alone, I'm gonna need to be well-rested.
Jay, I don't think that's a hammock.
Jay
[notices he's on a giant spider web with a skeleton on it] Aah! Get it off me! Aah! Get it off of me! Get it off of me! [gets out and spits out the webbing]
Jay
[groans] Haven't I suffered enough?
NCNya, Cole and Lloyd
No!
[Back on Misfortune's Keep, Zane tries to remove the strip of metal from Jay's mouth]
DDogshank
He banished them right before our eyes!
FFlintlocke
Fear not, Buttercup. We all know the realms we came from were a lot more welcoming than this world's ever been.
But how are we supposed to stop him? Without the poison, we don't stand a ghost of a chance.
How long are you gonna say that?
If Nadakhan gets his way, not long.
DDogshank
Maybe it's best if we keep our distance.
But that's my sister he's got.
Kai's right, we have to do something. But what?
Jay
[now free from the strip of metal] We have the poison! Oh, boy, that really hurt.
I thought the poison was gone long ago.
Jay
Thanks to Clancee, it's right here.
And you still have your wish.
Jay
I do. But if there's anything I learned, it's that wishing for something won't make it come true. We all tried to get something from Nadakhan, and look what happened.
It only made him stronger.
Jay
Right, but if we really want something, don't wish it to happen, make it happen.
But how are we gonna get close?
Jay
Maybe one of us doesn't have to get close.
Jay
You can take the shot from far away. Once he's weakened, we'll do the rest.
FFlintlocke
But I can't even shoot water in an ocean.
Jay
According to Nadakhan. But he never held the real power, we did.
Jay
All his wishes, he could never make them on his own. He needed us to make them come true. Just like when I wished to be rich, he tried to convince me my dad died, but that wasn't my real dad. My real dad lives with my mom, happy in the junkyard.
Jay
And how did he manage to capture the greatest ninja this world has ever seen?
We all wished ourselves away. He's right, it's worth a shot, Flintlocke.
SDr. Saunders
The ninja. The Master Wu.
SSaunders
Oh, please, we are all friends. You must call me by my first name, yes? Sander, yes?
[whispering to Nya] Dr. Sander Saunders?
SSaunders
At your service. [chuckles] I am so pleased to be seeing you at this now. We are opening our new exhibit. Come. You see, come. [leads Wu and the ninja to the entrance to the hall] Might I be presenting the Hall of Villainy.
SSaunders
[presenting statues and portraits of the ninja's villains and enemies] Cryptor.
Jay
Is he looking at me?
SSaunders
And Morro. Check this out! We don't just open on the Day of Departed. It's the Day of Departed lunar eclipse. A special eclipse.
The rarest Yin-Yang eclipse.
SSaunders
Oh, poetic, is it not? Scary holiday, scary exhibit, scary moon, there is magic in the air.
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