JHJay/Happy
Oh, you know why you're the black ninja?! 'Cause it's the color of your heart!
CRCole/Roly
Oh, yeah?! Well, what's the point of being a blue ninja?! Unless you're trying to hide out for some goofy clown college!
JHJay/Happy
Oh, you take that back! There are reputable performers that attend clown college!
[As Techno Wu fights off Kai…]
JHJay/Happy
What happened to him?!
KTKai/Tag
He's turned evil! Help me!
CRCole/Roly
But he's our sensei!
CRCole/Roly
More like Tech Wu.
JHJay/Happy
Oh! Bad Sensei, bad! [he and Cole both start charging towards Techno Wu and he hits Cole in the face with his staff; laughs] I hate to say it, but you deserved that a little. [Techno Wu then uses his staff to punch him in the gut] Ooh!
CRCole/Roly
[laughs] Right back at ya!
JHJay/Happy
Seriously, who the heck was that guy?
KTKai/Tag
Whoever it is, they turned our sensei against us.
CRCole/Roly
And if we want to save him, we'll need to find out who this stranger is.
PIP.I.X.A.L./Seymour Skinner
Perhaps I could have that answer for you in a few moments.
PIP.I.X.A.L./Seymour Skinner
Hmm…
JHJay/Happy
It's obviously a clue, dirt clod.
CRCole/Roly
I know it's a clue, zap trap, but it's so small. I just want to know what—
NNNya/Norrie
Stop it, you two. P.I.X.A.L., can you analyze it?
PIP.I.X.A.L./Seymour Skinner
The sample is far too small, but given time, I should have an answer.
ZBZane/Betty
Then we should waste no more time and get back to the city. I'll use my Falcon Vision to warn Lloyd of our findings.
NNNya/Norrie
I thought taking the power out would give us the upper hand, but now that they have it and we don't, I guess the power has only shifted.
KTKai/Tag
Don't worry, sis, we'll get Sensei back.
CRCole/Roly
Watch your step, Nya. We don't know the last time this ladder was used.
NNNya/Norrie
That's thoughtful of you, Cole.
JHJay/Happy
Hey! How about you watch where you're watching, Cole? Huh?
CRCole/Roly
Oh, is that a threat, Jay? 'Cause coming from you, it sounds like some of your best material.
JHJay/Happy
Hahaha! There's a reason nobody liked you.
CSCyrus/Superintendent Chalmers
If we digitize the ninja and Techno Blades using my experimental technology, you could fight him on his own turf inside the Digiverse.
JHJay/Happy
What do you mean inside the Digiverse?
CRCole/Roly
Ugh, weren't you listening? He's going to put us into the video game.
JHJay/Happy
[excited] I know! Heh, I just wanted to hear it again!
[The ninja are inside Arcturus in space]
JHJay/Happy
[floating around in the ship] Is this the greatest thing ever or what?
KTKai/Tag
Where are you? We're trapped in space and you... where did you go?
JHJay/Happy
Guys, we're in space. I thought this is stuff only Fritz Donnegan gets to enjoy.
LBLloyd/Bart
Fritz is from a comic book, dude. This is real!
JHJay/Happy
Well, you got me hooked on the character. Would you lighten up and not step on your dreams of being a real Starfarer just yet?
LBLloyd/Bart
We have to find a way to take control of the ship. If they get the Golden Weapons back to the Overlord, Ninjago doesn't stand much of a chance. [Kai accidentally bumps into him] Whoa!
KTKai/Tag
But there's no access to the rest of the ship. The only way out is through the same airlock we came in.
ZBZane/Betty
And if my memory banks serve correct, space has a way of taking one's breath away, in the negative sense.
JHJay/Happy
I can't wait to see the expressions on the faces of those metal chrome domes when they find out we've stowed away onboard.
CRCole/Roly
They're Nindroids, nimrod, they don't have expressions.
JHJay/Happy
Oh, yeah? Well, Zane has expressions.
KTKai/Tag
Zane's not like them. Do we really have to go over this right now?
JHJay/Happy
It's just so quiet, I'm only trying to fill the space. Get it? Space.
CRCole/Roly
No one happens to have a build-your-own-rocket-kit handy, do they?
LBLloyd/Bart
[gets an idea] Whoa, that's it!
JHJay/Happy
You have a build-your-own-rocket-kit?
LBLloyd/Bart
No, but we can make one. Arcturus may not fly, but she'll give us all the metal we need. And Zane knows this solar system better than anyone.
ZBZane/Betty
And Kai's Fire could weld the missing parts.
KTKai/Tag
Cole's manpower could do all the heavy lifting.
CRCole/Roly
Jay has enough electricity and nerd knowledge to make a halfway believable spacecraft.
JHJay/Happy
Haha. [realizes what Cole just said] Hey! Hey, this could actually work.
LBLloyd/Bart
He's not letting go!
JHJay/Happy
His heart! It's reaching critical mass!
CRCole/Roly
If his heart overloads, he'll blow! He'll never survive!
KTKai/Tag
Let go of him, Zane! What is he doing?!
WDWu/Duggee
He's protecting us!
ZBZane/Betty
I am a Nindroid, and ninja never quit. Go, ninja. GO! [blasts his ice powers on the Overlord]
OTOverlord/Tucker Halpern
What are you doing?! LET ME GO, YOU FOOL!
JHJay/Happy
No, Zane! NO!
WDWu/Duggee
We have to get out of here, now!
[The ninja, their allies, and the citizens attend Zane's memorial]
…But then I saw technology invent new problems. Devastating problems. And then a Nindroid named Zane saved us all. He was the perfect balance between us and technology. He taught us that life should be a balance. Technology can improve our lives, but so can people. And if we focus on one at the expense of the other, that's when the balance is off. Our city will find its way again, but this time with Zane as our compass. With that, I give to you… [reveals a statue of Zane] …the Titanium Ninja.
[The falcon flies in and lands on the statue's shoulder]
So, what happens after this?
Jay
And I don't care. Today's about Zane.
And now Kai would like to speak for those who knew him best.
Everyone wondered what powered Zane. I don't know if we'll ever know, but I'd like to think it was brotherhood. Because he powered me. And he'll still power me as his memory lives on. Ninja never quit, and ninja will never be forgotten. Wherever you are, Zane, you'll always be one of us.
[Kai arrives at enters Chen's Noodle House and enters to find Lloyd]
[popping up from a table; waving to him] Kai, back here.
[walks over to the table and is surprised to see Cole and Jay there, too] Jay? Cole?
Jay
The runt tricked us all.
[grabbing Kai's hand as he tries to take some food from the conveyor belt] We talk first, then eat.
Uh, trust me, do you know what kind of restraint I've had to stare at all of this noodle goodness? You're late.
I know without Zane, things have been different, but we have to move on. The reason I brought you all here is because… maybe we should add someone new to our team.
Jay
Are you crazy?!
Come on, Zane's irreplaceable!
I cared for him too, but now it's time to care about this team.
Maybe without Zane, there is no team.
[The ninja run out of the back of the restaurant to catch the thugs, only to find that they've disappeared, and they then find a note on the wall with a picture of Zane and a plate of fortune cookies on the table]
Jay
Uh…
[takes the note off the wall] It says he's alive.
[Kai, Jay, and Cole gasp]
I don't think those thugs were delivering a message to the Noodle House. I think they were delivering a message to us.
Jay
What do you mean it says he's alive?
Hey, I'm just telling you what it says.
Why would these thugs lead us here?
You know, this has to be some cruel joke, and I'm not laughing.
[sees the fortune cookies] Look, I think this was meant for us too.
Jay
Fortune cookies? Very peculiar.
[Cole eats a fortune cookie]
Uh, you do realize there's a fortune inside, right?
Oh, so that's why they're called that.
Listen to this. [reads his fortune] "Master Chen has personally invited you to participate in his Tournament of Elements."
Wait a minute. Are you saying that Mr. Chen, the same guy filling my belly with delicious goodness, is actually Master Chen?
[reading his fortune] "Secrecy is of the utmost importance. Tell no one, or suffer the consequences."
Jay
[reading his fortune] "If you ever want to see your friend again, meet on the pier at midnight and leave your weapons behind."
[Their fortunes explode, and Cole belches]
Uhh, at least I know I was invited.
[Everyone laughs]
It could be a trap. A lie to lure us in.
Jay
Yeah, but what if it's not? What if Zane's alive?
The Tournament of Elements. I'm starting to think this Master Chen makes more than noodles.
You can forget bringing in a new ninja, Lloyd. Let's go see about an old one.