Jay quotes from Ninjago

Boys, I get first dibs on…

WWu

No dibs. I put him up to this for today's lesson. I wanted to show you the destructive power of rumors and that jumping to conclusions can only lead to trouble. Did you ever think to find out if the accusations were true?

Uh, no offense, Sensei, but let me jump to this conclusion: today's lesson is lame.

Jay

Yeah, why can't you just teach us to paralyze your enemy with one finger, or find out if a man is lying by the twitch of his nose?

WWu

Because not all lessons are about fighting! And I… misplaced my lesson book.

[Kai sees a book sticking out of Lloyd's back pocket and takes it]

You mean this lesson book?

It was the perfect plan, until you had to show up and mess everything up and-

[Cole closes the door on him]

[over the speaker] If you're done fooling around, I could use you guys on the bridge. We do still have a snake problem to attend to. Over and out!

It's one thing to let the son of your nemesis live with you, but having my sister here? I mean, come on! I thought this was a NINJA headquarters!

You do know I can hear you. Over and out!

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You know, whether it was in a lesson book or not, we used the destructive power of rumors to our advantage.

And now the Serpentine are further away than ever from getting their act together.

Jay

You know, I don't think we would've gotten out of there if it hadn't been for Zane.

Don't thank me, thank Lloyd. If it hadn't been for his "laundry skills," we all would've been found.

[Everyone laughs. Lloyd comes in with Zane's ninja suit, which is now white again]

Well, it took me twenty loads, but your suit's no longer pink. [to Cole] And to show that I'm sorry, Cole, I got you a can of nuts.

Uh, haha, yeah. Don't think I don't see what this is. When I open this, a bunch of snakes are gonna pop out, right? Yeah, no thank you.

[Cole opens the fridge, only for fake snakes to pop out at him. Everyone laughs]

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First, I'll stomp on his tail. Then when he turns, a thunder clap to his ears. Then when he's stunned, I'll disarm him.

Too late, he's already hypnotized you and now you're under his control.

Or he's already put you in a squeeze.

Or spit on you with his hallucinatory venom. Trust me, bad stuff.

[groans] Uncle, what's the best way to stun a Serpentine if you don't know what kind they are?

WWu

Sadly, it was the Sacred Flute you four carelessly lost.

Jay

Hey, no, no, no, we didn't lose it, Pythor stole it.

WWu

Whatever the case, without it, I fear we have nothing to combat their powers. We may have prevented them from uniting in the past, but they will try again, and one day they will be stronger.

Don't worry, Sensei. I've almost reached my Full Potential, and when I become the Green Ninja, we're not gonna need any magic flute.

You're gonna be the Green Ninja? Hahaha, don't make me laugh.

I thought it was decided that I was destined to become the Green Ninja.

Jay

Oh, the only thing decided about you, Zane, is that you're weird.

[The ninja start arguing]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's in the box?

WWu

Your new uniforms.

[The ninja stop arguing and gasp in excitement at seeing their new suits]

Jay

Whoa! They've got, like, armor!

I love the gold highlights!

Battle claws!

The material is really light and breathable.

[upset] Oh, nothing for me?

WWu

Um, you get, uh, the box.

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Jay

Zane, what's wrong?

Are you hurt?

You okay? [Zane sighs and looks at the blueprint] Hey, what...

[Zane opens his chest to reveal a control panel, making the others scream in shock]

You're... a robot?!

All this time, and I never knew.

Jay

Uh, guess this explains why you're always acting so weird. Right?

The reason I never had a sense of humor was because my funny switch wasn't on. [turns on his funny switch and starts dancing and singing] Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello, my ragtime gal, send me a kiss by wire.

[Jay laughs as Zane turns off his funny switch and sighs sadly]

Uh, it just makes you more special. You're still the same Zane. Just more, uh… gears.

No matter what you're made of, you're still our brother.

Really?

In fact, I bet it even makes you an even better ninja.

Jay

Yeah, and how cool is it that I can honestly say "My brother is a Nindroid"?

A Nindroid?

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[to the Treehorn Queen] You will not hurt my friends! There is nothing that will hold me back! [starts to unlock his True Potential, turning light blue] I know who I am!

What's happening to him? Was he programmed to do that?

Jay

I've never seen a robot do that.

You mean Nindroid.

Jay

Yeah, whatever.

Zane's unlocked his True Potential.

[Zane uses his Ice to freeze the queen and falls to the ground]

What happened?

Jay

That was awesome!

You should've seen yourself.

Heh, I've never seen anything like it.

This must be what Sensei meant by unlocking our hearts. I remember now. I remember everything. I remember my father and how he cared for me. I remember where I came from. And I feel stronger for knowing.

I'm so jealous. His powers are so cool.

Jay

We have our very own Nindroid.

[They all cheer]

Watch out, Pythor. We're coming to get you.

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[tied on a roller coaster] Jay! Help!

Pythor

[signals for Bytar to turn it on] Later, alligator. Let's go, boys.

[Jay gets on the ride]

What happened to you?

Jay

What happened to you? [sees a ring of fire and broken tracks ahead] Unh, we have to get you out of here.

[sees his tail] Were you bit? Take off your head scarf.

Jay

I prefer not. I was meaning to tell you, but I didn't want it to ruin the date.

Oh, that's so sweet. Hey, you were the first in your 'Lil Scouts group to get your knot badge, right?

Jay

Yeah, about that, I made that up just so I could impress you. I was never in 'Lil Scouts.

You weren't? Hold on.

Jay

What? You have an idea?

No, hold on!

[They ride down a slope and Jay's scarf comes undone]

Jay

Aah! Don't look at me! I'm a monster. Though I hate the Samurai, where is he when you actually need him? Samurai! Help! Help! Samurai!

Jay, I don't think the Samurai is coming.

Jay

Why?

I know this might not be the best time, but I haven't been totally honest either.

Jay

What is it?

I... I'm the Samurai!

Jay

[surprised] You're the Samurai?! Aah! We're running out of track.

Jay, if anything horrible were to happen, I want you to know that you don't have to wear cologne or pretend to be anything that you're not. Because I like you best when you're you. [kisses him, turning him back to human] Your face. You're returning back to normal.

Jay

It's just like you said. You must have raised my heart rate.

Whatever happens next, just remember... you are the best you.

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They got the first one, but there are three more, and we just need one to stop Pythor. They have a map, and we don't, so they question remains: how are we gonna find them first?

Jay

I still can't get over the fact that you were the mysterious Samurai. Is anyone else blown away like I am?

We're over that. Can we move on?

Jay

Someone's a little hot under the collar.

It appears his impatience is because he has not found inner peace and unlocked his full potential like you and I have, Jay.

Great observation, Mr. Roboto, but Cole hasn't found it either.

I got it!

You've unlocked it!? Oh, why am I the only one!?

No, I figured out where I recognized the Fangblade from. I have a picture of it.

Oh, haha, is that it? Heh. Good.

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LLou

Okay, from the top. Five, six, seven, eight. [plays some piano keys]

Bop till you drop!

Jay

Shake it till you break it!

Move it till you lose it!

Spin it till you win it!

LLou

[stops playing] Stop, stop! Ugh. If my ears weren't attached to my head, they'd be running away! Kai, love the energy, hate the hair. [hits Kai on the head with his cane]

Ow!

LLou

Jay, you're giving a lot, but I need more! Zane, you're like a machine. Don't change anything. And Cole, try to act like you wanna be here.

Jay

[whispering to Kai] He's worse than Sensei Wu!

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I have butterflies in my stomach.

Jay

Aw, come on, that's just nerves.

No, I really do have butterflies. [releases literal butterflies from his panel]

Jay

Okay, glad he got that out of his system.

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[wearing the Green Ninja suit] FIRE! Unlock Fire! Uh, Fire go! Shoot flames! Oh, come on, everyone else can do it. So can you. BRING HEAT!

[The other ninja see him and laugh]

Very nice. Perhaps if you tried the phrase "Fire dork," maybe it might work.

[removes the mask] How long have you all been watching?

Jay

The Green Ninja suit. That's awesome!

Well, I was looking for some kind of clue from Sensei and then I found this.

But you know only he who is foretold to face Lord Garmadon is destined to be the Green Ninja, and only he should wear the Green Ninja outfit. So Sensei would most likely be very—

I know, I know. But I thought if I just tried it on, it might help me see my True Potential. It's not fair that you guys have unlocked your cool powers and I still haven't.

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Dad? Is it really you?

Garmadon

It is, son.

Dad? Why do you have four arms?

He's gonna be okay.

[Everyone cheers]

Garmadon

Thank you, Kai.

But how did you survive? How did you discover the key to unlocking your powers?

I knew when I had to make a choice. I wanted the Fangblade so badly, to prove I was good enough to become the Green Ninja. But then I figured it out: all of my training to become the best ninja wasn't in preparation to become the Green Ninja. It was... to protect him.

[He looks at Lloyd while everyone else realizes what he means]

What? What is everybody looking at me for?

That means...

[She, Kai and Cole bring the weapons in front of Lloyd, and they react by levitating and emitting green lightning]

WWu

Lloyd is the Green Ninja. I had thought it would be one of you, but it was him the whole time. It all makes sense. Not only have you four been chosen to protect the Golden Weapons, but also to protect the Chosen One.

Garmadon

[realizes something] That means...

WWu

The battle lines have been drawn, brother. Sadly, our family has only become more divided. Brother versus brother, and now, son versus father.

Jay

Hehe, this is heavy and all, but whatever happened to the FANGBLADE?!

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[In Ninjago City, Spitta is being chased by the ninja]

Going somewhere?

SSpitta

Uh-oh!

[The ninja surround him and hold him at weapon-point]

Jay

Thought you could joyride through town and not be noticed, eh? Where's the last Fangblade?

SSpitta

I don't know what you're talking about.

You know what it is. The fourth Fangblade. When Pythor finds them all, he plans to unleash the Great Devourer.

SSpitta

Oh, that Fangblade. Haha, you're too late. Pythor's already there now. He's probably already digging it up. If I were you, I'd start preparing for the worst, because when the Great Devourer is awakened, there will be nothing it won't consume!

Won't that mean it'll consume you too?

SSpitta

Ah! Please, you have to stop him. That snake is crazy. I don't wanna unleash the Great Devourer. I'm a snake, not food!

Is it really too late to stop Pythor from getting the last Fangblade?

SSpitta

You're days behind him. There's gotta be something else you can do!