Dan in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

Ah yes, poor Dan. Most of his friends think he's guilty. [Evil laugh] What am I laughing at? I'm Dan. No, I'm not. Now, I am the Phantom of the Courthouse. And no, Inspector Pepitone, you will not bring Dan Fielding to justice because there is no justice in this building. Not yet anyway. But soon I will remedy that, I will vanquish the guilty! I will punish the wicked! [Rushes to the desk] I will take this stapler because I need one. I will raid the refrigerator [evil laugh] because the Phantom's lair is short on half and half! Now I must prepare, because my time is near. The time of... the Phantom! [Evil Laugh, runs into the couch] Ouch! The Phantom banged his shin. I'll have to take that out... on someone.