Ted, we had so little time to talk. Did Christine tell you that I'm running for state assembly?
TTed
Yes, and I plan to give you every consideration.
Damn it, man, I need money!
TTed
I'm sorry, I never contribute to political campaigns. When you're in land development, it looks like you're currying favors.
Listen, if elected, I promise I won't do anything for you.
TTed
I'm sure you'll find support somewhere.
You bet I will! But I wouldn't be running for public office if I didn't think there was somebody out there who'd want to buy me!
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