Dr. Malloy and Dan in “Unfinished Business”

Okay, I'm ready. You can send in the next couple.

Dan

So tell me, Doc. What are you trying to do with these gauges and meters and stuff?

We are trying to isolate the trigger mechanisms that stimulate human sexual arousal.

Dan

Couple of pina coladas and my hormones will be wearing party hats, babe.

Mr. Fielding, these experiments are of a serious and professional nature.

Dan

Well, Dr. Malloy, I'll have you know that I have logged thousands of hours of field experience covering the entire range of tacto-physiokinetic responses in relation to... Whoa! Here are the naked people.

We call them subjects.

Dan

[grabs microphone] Let the games begin!