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Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Dan and Valerie in “Unfinished Business”

Harry [over the phone] You gotta listen to me! That woman you're with is psychotic!

Dan

[chuckles] Well, maybe a little enthusiastic...

[as he turns away, Valerie takes a butcher knife out of her purse...]

Dan

Yeah? Uh, listen, how exactly are we defining "homicidal"?

[And throws it, embedding it into the wall a few inches in front of Dan's nose]

Dan

[into phone] Uh, Harry? [screaming] HELLLLLP!

VValerie

[yanks the phone cord out of the wall] Sorry... wrong number.

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