[after the State Assembly race is announced to be a tie by a single, last-minute vote, the voter's body is brought into the morgue]
What was it, a heart attack?
ACAttendant Cal
[hands Harry a note] Suicide.
[reading] "I can't stand living in this crummy city another day. So as a final gesture of my contempt for New York, I'm voting to put that scummy worm Dan Fielding into office. Fielding and New York deserve each other. Goodbye, and good riddance."
PPhil
[sniffles] What a tribute!
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