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Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Townsend and Dan in “Unfinished Business”

TDr. Townsend

Get this straight, Fielding: I-don't-like-you. You're nauseating, your hair looks stupid, and you smell like Vaseline. Frankly, an evening with you would be about as much fun as draining a prostate infection.

Dan

[unperturbed] I guar-ahn-tee it.

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