SSatan
How'd you like to make a hundred dollars?
I'd rather sit on a blender.
SSatan
[holds up contract] All you gotta do is sign this.
Listen, pal, I don't know who you are, but why don't you take your...
SSatan
Oh, I'm known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan... although it says "Stu Blumberg" on my license. But enough about me. Let's talk about you, and what you could do with one of these.
[He holds up the hundred dollar bill. Dan glances at a prostitute with a Mardi Gras mask.]
Get four of those.
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