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Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Judge Martin A. Landis and Harry in “Unfinished Business”

JMJudge Martin A. Landis

You a Shriner, Stone?

No, I picked that up at the Goodwill in the Village.

JMJudge Martin A. Landis

That's where I got my Captain Video helmet!

You got a Captain Video helmet?

JMJudge Martin A. Landis

You didn't invent whimsy, you know. I'm not senile, Stone, I've been like this for fifty years. So even if I do become senile, people will never know. Come to think of it, I won't know either, will I?

Listen, Judge Landis...

JMJudge Martin A. Landis

Shut up, I'm old, I can talk as long as I want.

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