Al Craven and Harry in “Unfinished Business”

Knock knock!

Harry

You caught me at a bad time, Craven - I'm here.

Oh, that's funny, that's very good.

Harry

I'm surprised that scandal sheet you write for is still in business.

Are you kidding? Misery is a moneymaker! [laughs] Hey, did you read my story last week? "Family In Hackensack Barbecues Brother!"

Harry

I don't read the Food section.

Aw, come on, Your Honor, there must be a story. Little sex, little violence, that's all I'm looking for!

Harry

Bad timing, Craven. Nothing bloodcurdling on the docket tonight.

Ah, what a world. I mean, people have knives. Why don't they use them?