Come in.
Guess who?
Well if it isn't my favorite yellow journalist.
You're too kind.
What is it, Craven?
What is it? Jennifer Black is it, and you are its current lover.
Craven, we met briefly, we had coffee and then I took her right back to her hotel.
How does she take it?
I beg your pardon?
Her coffee. My public likes to know that kind of stuff.
Your public moved their lips when they read.
Your Honor, come on, huh? I figured you'd give me the inside story because of our close, personal relationship.
Craven, our close, personal relationship is that of a tick to a dog.
(nods as if understanding, then points to himself) Tick, right?
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