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Night Court · Season 1, Episode 15

Carla and Lana in “Unfinished Business”

CCarla

[About Harry] What a guy.

What were you two talking about?

CCarla

The judge and I were having a personal discussion.

How personal?

CCarla

What business is it of yours?

You're right. You're right. It is none of my business. But if you want a little friendly advice: Forget it. He's not your type.

CCarla

Oh, but I suppose he's your type.

He's a sensitive, intellectual, complex man. Eclectic in nature, multidimensional in personality and, well, frankly, he would need a woman of similar qualities to stimulate him.

CCarla

Honey, I don't know what those words mean but I do know what it takes to please a man.

Physical stimulation is not enough.

CCarla

I won't use gadgets.

That's-That's not what I meant. You see, dear, most psychologists and experts agree that the way a man and a woman primarily respond to each other is cerebral.

CCarla

What?

The brain. Sex takes place between the ears. You need a bond.

CCarla

You need a map.

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