[first lines of the series]
Ow!
You don't just dump chemicals into a beaker willy-nilly.
Well, I'm tired of all the waity-waity. Let's get to the dumpy-dumpy.
Safety first. Goggles.
Chill. If I wear goggles, how are the ladies gonna see my eyes?
Goggles!
Fine. Hey, babe. Let's make science.
Are we done, children? Can we let the science fair winner--
Runner-up.
It's under review! I have a process, Dawn.
Well, here's my process.
Willy-nilly! Willy-nilly!
[bubbling]
Fools!
Science is awesome.
Look what you did!
Me? You're the science fair runner-up! That's what you get for waiting.
That foam is going to give you rashes!
Yeah? Well, happy scratching!
[Nicky screams and Dicky laughs.]
[Next scene.]
For crying out loud! You could of gotten rashes!
I told you.
Nicky, there is nothing here for any of you to be proud of. Now I’ve called your parents--
[The quads complain]
Save it! You can answer to them.
[knock at door]
COME IN!!!
[Tom and Anne enter.]
Hey, mom. Hey, dad.
[Intro to the next scene.]
This is the third time this month we’ve been called away from the store to come pick you kids up.
Sounds like quality family time to me. Am I right? Up top! Coming down.
You know. every time I get a call from the school, I keep hoping it is finally that called that says, "Mrs. Harper, your quadruplets are amazing. And they are working together, and they are definitely not having a wet toilet paper war in the handicap stall". But it never is. It never is!
It’s their fault! Everything always has to be their way!
Well, I’m sorry if I care about my grade!
And I'm sorry if i don't.
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