While you were on the lam, your board of directors elected me CEO.
That's impossible. My board of directors would never do that. [Johnny gives him a folder; Mr. James looks inside] Of course, I didn't think my board would have naked hot tub orgies. So you blackmailed them, did you?
No, I bribed them. I gave a naked hot tub orgy.
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