Did you get upset when that sweet 18-year-old kid in accounting had that crush on you?
Oh, that was different.
Why?
Well, for one thing, he was a guy. And he was convinced I was gay. And he brought his mother to work and introduced me as his boss-slash-husband.
It was still flattering, wasn't it?
Oh, lord, yes.
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