Bill and Dave in “In Through The Out Door”

Bill

I hear you're opening for the great one.

Dave

Tell me, where do you get your misguided confidence?

Bill

Not confidence, Dave. Experience. I have spoken in front of dozens of fraternal organizations across this great land of ours.

Dave

Really?

Bill

Shriners, Lions clubs, Elk lodges. It's like I'm their king or something.

Dave

Well, well, well. A kingdom of fat men in mini cars. You must be very proud.