Dave, what do you say we hire someone to work at the station for no money?
Ah, so you're considering hiring an intern?
Well, I was hoping we could call him a "Jimmy James Rockin' Ranger", but I guess "intern" has a ring to it too.
This wouldn't happen to be one of your weird nephews, would it?
No, no, no. This is one of my normal nephews.
[groans]
I'm serious, Dave. This kid's so normal he makes Richie Cunningham look like a crack smoking porn freak.
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