Dave, we have got to get rid of that security door.
No, we don't.
Yes, we do. A little bird just flew into the glass and died.
Really? [They go over to look.] Matthew, that's a Cornish game hen.
Doesn't it make you want to cry?
You didn't even bother to defrost it.
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