Mr. James and Dave in “Bitch Session”

Dave, you're the boss. You're supposed to be thick-skinned.

Dave

I'm plenty thick-skinned.

Oh yeah, I've seen thicker skin on a bowl of pudding. Here, check this out...

Dave

Sir, you really don't have to do that to impress me.

You wanna know the secret?

Dave

Wild guess... thick skin?

Well, metaphysically, yes. Technically speaking, you do it 15, 16 times it kills all the nerve endings in your hand.