Okay, now I assume you're giving Lisa the Big Bonus, right? I mean, in addition to the one you give her on a semi-nightly basis?
No, no I am not. I mean, just because Lisa and I are dating, that doesn't mean I'm going to give her the Big Bonus.
Oooh. You do know that Lisa is absolutely certain she's getting the big bonus, don't you, Dave?
Oh?
Yeah.
Oh... Okay, Beth, would you get Lisa for me?
[yelling] Lisa, Dave wants you! [to Dave] You're not going to give her The Shaft, are you, Dave? I mean, in addition to the one you give her on a semi-nightly basis?
Good God, Beth. Were you raised by truckers?
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