“I'm gonna make a cake so moist, girls...” – Coach, New Girl ... TV Quotes Database

I'm gonna make a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, "Ew. Why do you say moist? I hate that word." I'm gonna be like, "Just taste the cake." And they're gonna be like, "Damn, it's moist!"

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