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S1 E15

New Girl · Season 1, Episode 15

Walt and Jess in “Unfinished Business”

[After Nick's father, Walt, convinced Jess to buy a horse for Nick]

WWalt

I already got people standing by to take the horse off our hands. Horse semen in Dubai is gold!

Jess

No, you can't sell A Father's Love. There's more to A Father's Love than just semen! Ew! Poetic, but ew.

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