Jess and Sarah in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

I know having your teacher dating your dad is weird, um, but I just want you to know that, um, you can ask me anything.

Really?

Jess

Yeah, anything.

Are you in love with my dad?

Jess

Hmm... Oh...

Do you and my dad ever dry-lump?

Jess

G... Uh...

Is sexting cool?

Jess

What? No, it's not cool.

Have you done a 99?

Jess

I think that's a tax form.

Have you ever given anyone plow chops?

Jess

I don't know.

How do you make love to a person animal-style?

Jess

Do you wanna learn how to play bridge?