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New Girl · Season 1, Episode 15

Jess and Russell in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

I love these parties. I feel like I'm an ambassador, or a spy, or, like, a really high-class prostitute.

RRussell

Well, Jess, it's a political fundraiser. Who's to say you can't be all three?

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