Jess and Vice Principal Tanya in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

I'll raise the money myself. I'll get a ragtag group of kids together. A lost soul, an orphan, a Jewish kid with a keyboard, a little slut who can dance, and one fatso, and I'll choreograph some dances, make a show.

You did that already, Jess. It's called the spring musical, and it literally brought in $60.