Jess and Julia in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

[After she and Julia walk out of the courtroom] Hey! I have something to say to you, man.

What?

Jess

I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person. That's just weird, and it freaks me out. And I'm sorry I don't talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong.

Okay.

Jess

And I know you like Nick, and I'm not trying to interfere, but you should just talk to him about it.

Are you done?

Jess

I am almost done. I'm about to go and pay this $800 fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch.